It's time for the silly ones!

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                     Advice For The Masses

If you don't understand that soap operas are bland
And that docu-soaps are just as bad.
If you fail to agree (or just simply don't see)
That they give a new meaning to sad...
                                                                                           
If you go on your hols to Ibiza and Crete                                                       And show all the associate class.                              
If you act like a shite from morning to night
And take pleasure in showing your arse...

If you think that chart music's as good as it gets
And can't see that it all sounds the same.
If you whine and you groan and you sigh and you moan
And can make any sound sound inane,

Then I won't say there's no hope (though blimey it's close)
But you really should sort out your life...
(That's unless you've just married, realised what you've done
And are trying to get rid of your wife...!)

                                                                                         MTJ   10.99