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Foster's and Miller and Budweiser too,
Rothman's and Marlboro Lights,
Embassy Filter and Embassy blue, don't
Elevate you to the heights.

Tea and coffee are just great in their place
Heineken, though, I can't stand,
And although I've aspired to Class 'A' once or twice
The effects are seldom as planned.

While something's illegal it's hard to control
Every judge knows that it's so.
Everyone else knows it too come to that, 'cept the
Dickheads who get paid to know....!!

(So just in conclusion if you're still in the dark
Or are things at last 'being freed?'
Obviously you need just one more line...
Now is the time, FREE THE WEED!!)


                                                                        MTJ   20.10.99