It's great being published, isn't it lads? It gives you warm feelings inside. You feel like you've made it although you're still young And it gives you belief (if not pride!)
It's great being published, I don't care who knows, I still can't believe it's for free, 'Cos these days we're all wanting something for nothing And for once it is working for me.
It's great being published, I love it to bits Because it lets me be myself And also it stops me from caning too much So it's even quite good for my health!
It's great being published, there's no doubt at all It's really the mutt's nuts, all told, You've got something to show for all that you know And it comforts you when you get old...!