METMA's Really Fine
by Hermione19

This is my (Hermione19's) really really really late entry to the challenge and I'm sorry. It's to the tune of LFO's "Every Other Time" and if you haven't heard of that, you are officially radio-deprived and I pity you. Read this anyway. Also I probably got the na na nas wrong at some point... pay no attention to that.

Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Nanana na na na na na na na na
METMA's really fine

She said let's talk about it -
She was worried about the flying car.
She wrote a rant about it;
Did she know that she would get so very far?
She's got a mailing list now,
And we talk way too much, but she don't care.
We've got her pictures and her fics,
And insanity and theme-songs in the air,
Oh, yeah -

Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we fight,
Sometimes we stay up half the night,
Sometimes we love to chatter
'Bout the members we want,
But other times we cross the line!
Sometimes we fill each mailbox full,
With 50 megs of total bull,
But when we think about it,
We all agree that:
METMA's really fine.

Na na na na na na na na na na na
Yeah,
METMA's really fine.

Sometimes we sit around,
Like some good old friends on a park bench.
Sometimes we run around,
With the tons of good ideas in our hearts,
But then I think about the time
We had Jeff Hordley on the line,
And Warner Brothers' Homophobic Day, okay.
Sometimes our Allex gets us downed,
And there's OTness all around,
And our friends are nowhere to be found -
There's camel spiders crawling on their carpets!

Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we fight,
Sometimes we stay up half the night,
Sometimes we love to chatter
'Bout the members we want,
But other times we cross the line!
Sometimes we fill each mailbox full,
With 50 megs of total bull,
But when we think about it,
We all agree that:
METMA's really fine.

Na na na na na na na na na na na
Yeah,
METMA's really fine.
Na na na na na na na na na na na
METMA's really fine.

Keep it up, Mandy, don't you quit!
You know your funny rants were the greatest hit!
Now when we walk away, the e-mails pile,
But we love them all and reply in style.

She said let's talk about it -
She was worried about the flying car.
We want to rant about it -
But with her we never will be on a par...

Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we fight,
Sometimes we stay up half the night,
Sometimes we love to chatter
'Bout the members we want,
But other times we cross the line!
Sometimes we fill each mailbox full,
With 50 megs of total bull,
But when we think about it,
We all agree that:
METMA's really fine.

Na na na na na na na na na na na
Yeah,
METMA's really fine.
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na

Keep it up, Mandy, don't you quit!
You know your funny rants were the greatest hit!
Now when we walk away, the e-mails pile,
But we love them all and reply in style.

Said na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na

(Fade out.)

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