Somebody once told me that METMA is insanity
We ain't the sanest group in the world
We was lookin kinda dumb with them camel spiders killin' us
Allex was the one who started that
Well, the posts keep comin' and they don't stop comin'
Didn't post by the rules and OTed like crazy
Didn't make sense to talk about JK
But Cassie Claire's fics are okay
So much write so much to read
So what's wrong with taking challenges
You'll never know if you don't write
You'll never shine if you don't win

Hey now, you're in METMA, turn Word on, go play
Hey now, you're insane, sane's bad, go craze
All the people are weird
Only lurkers are different

It's a fun place, and they say it gets weirder
You're insane now, wait 'til ya get older
Mandy thinks we are okay
Juliette, ALR, and Evelyn too
More people come and go everyday
The insanity's growing so you might as well join
Our world is nuts, how about yours?
That's the way we like it and we never get bored

Hey now, you're in METMA, turn Word on, go play
Hey now, you're insane, sane's bad, go craze
All the people are weird
Only lurkers are different

Hey now, you're in METMA, turn Word on, go play
Hey now, you're insane, sane's bad, go craze
All the people are weird
Only lurkers

Somebody once asked who the hell is Allex?
I feel really out of place
Allex said hey who are you
You should die a long hard death
For not knowin' who the hell I am
Well, the posts keep comin' and they don't stop comin'
Didn't post by the rules and OTed like crazy
Didn't make sense to talk about JK
But Cassie Claire's fics are okay
So much write so much to read
So what's wrong with taking challenges
You'll never know if you don't write
You'll never shine if you don't win

Hey now, you're in METMA, turn Word on, go play
Hey now, you're insane, sane's bad, go craze
All the people are weird
Only lurkers are different!