M-E-T-M-A...
Is the home of all insani-tay!
How we'll love it if you'd join today!
Oh happy day, M-E-T-M-A!

If you're feelin' blue
We'll make you happy 'cause you say you feel like poo!
And did you know that pigeons like to coo?
Oh happy day, M-E-T-M-A!

H-P...
How those letters makes us so full of glee!
'Specially 'cause they're associated with 'We-sah-ley!'
Oh happy day, M-E-T-M-A!

If you're magi-cal
And you are an article
Being oppressed is def-i-nitely not cool
So never fear,
M-E-T-M-A is here!

M-E-T-M-A...
You are run by the almighty Man-dah-ay!
She gives us challenges every other week-ie-ay!
Oh happy day, M-E-T-M-A!

When we get home
We always rush to take over the tel-ephones!
Not that we're popular or anything...
We just like to use the internet...

ALL METMA MEMBERS: That didn't rhyme.
ME: I don't care.
ALL METMA MEMBERS: *hum along with the next verse*

If you're an evil dude
Who likes to hurt poor little flying brooms
We're gonna kick your butt to Pizza Hut
So never mess
With the best!

M-E-T-M-A!
We love you more than our pixy stix!
And yes I know that rhymes with six
*music gets slower*
Oh happy day...
M...
E...
T...
M...
.....A.....!