Real Name: Kurt Wagner
Wonderful Mutant Powers: He can teleport and crawl on walls.
What kind of freak can NOT love Kurt?At least I know I'm not THAT kind. He's all blue and fuzzy with a tail AND makes a lovely table decoration as you can see on the picture above.And he's from Germany. (Don't tell me you thought that was a French accent! What? You did?!?)
This is here just for my own sick pleasure!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Ehem.