INT. SANGY'S HOUSE – DAY

Moog walks back in from the porch. The others don't even look up from their game. He walks over to the Undahpants Sisterhood book, and opens up to the first page. At the top is the word 'UNDAHPANTS', the letters cut out from construction paper. Then there are school pictures of Sangy, Jess, Misty and Sabrina as kids, arranged in a square, decorated with glitter, their names written next to the pictures.

He turns another page. There are more pictures on this one, only this time they're from highschool-age. Moog smirks a little bit and keeps turning pages.

Sabrina looks up and notices him; with a smile she nudges Misty and Sangy, then points, silently.

Moog takes a stack of pictures out of the book and flips through them.

MOOGLE

… dear God. Look at how young you are.

Sangy walks over and takes the pictures. She looks at them

SANGY

… oh my Eru.

She hands them to Misty. Sabrina peers over her shoulder as she flips through them

SABRINA
I would give anything to know then what I

know now. And to still have those thighs!

Moog takes out a picture of Sangy, Sabrina, Crunk and Jess posing with Dom and Billy. Sangy's dressed as Gollum, Sabrina as Sam, and Crunk as Eowyn. Jess has cat-ears and whiskers on.

MOOG

… what in the hell?

SANGY
That was when we went to New Zealand for

the premiere of Return of the King. … Jess wanted

to dress up, just not as anyone from the movie.

MOOG
You're joking.

Moog continues to go through stuff.

SANGY
No! Jess threatened Orli until he invited us -
(Moog hands her a letter. She looks at it)
oh, Misty!

She walks over and hands it to Misty

MISTY
My letter!

MOOGLE
Misty, where were you in all this?

MISTY

… I can't really remember. Probably pumping out

more kids. But your mom emailed me every single day.

SABRINA
All two of them.

Misty puts on her glasses and reads from the letter.

MISTY
"Hey, Misty, what's shakin'? We poofed here and got a

hotel.

FADE INTO: HOTEL ROOM – AFTERNOON – FLASHBACK

A younger Jess, in her mid-twenties, wanders through the room with an 'ew.' look on her face. She opens up the fridge and frowns. Misty continues to narrate

MISTY (V.O)

"It's a sucky hotel. They put stuff in the fridge and

then went, 'you have to pay for it sucka!' Bastards.

CUT TO: INT. MOVIE THEATRE – FLASHBACK

younger-Sangy, Crunk, Jess, and Sabrina all sit in a row, watching the screen. The audience cheers. So does Jess. Crunk stops and looks at her; Jess quickly frowns and crosses her arms.

MISTY (V.O, continued)
"The movie was fricken awesome. You'll never believe it, man,

Legs did something cool. And bloody!Frodo? Is really, really

sexy. Not to mention all the fun we had at the premiere.

CUT TO: RED CARPET - …WHENEVER – STILL FLASHIN' BACK

Viggo Mortensen staggers down the carpet, Jess clinging to his back. He's followed by Sean (Sabrina circles around him as he goes, chattering excitedly), then Sangy, who is walking backwards so she can taunt Billy, Dom, and Lij. You can't hear her over the scream of the crowd, but can read the word 'gay' on her lips, several times. Crunk tags along behind Orlando.

MISTY (V.O., continued)

"I met Viggo and told him about how they wouldn't let me in

to his poetry reading. He apologized, so I jumped on his back

and made me carry him around. But, even though we had an

awesome time, there was something wrong with Crunk, as usual."

CUT TO: INT HOTEL – NIGHT – FLASHBACKIN'

Crunk lies awake in one bed. In the other, Jess is turned on her side, her back facing Crunk. Crunk sighs, loudly. Jess opens one eye, then narrows it. Crunk shifts, then sighs again. Jess sits up

JESS
What's wrong?

CRUNK
Nothing.

JESS

What did you do?

CRUNK
Nothing.

JESS
Okay.

Jess lays down again. About ten seconds pass. Then Crunk sits up

CRUNK
I kissed Orlando.

JESS
(bolts upright)
Crunk! That's gross!

CRUNK
Is not!

JESS
Ari's gonna kill you.

CRUNK
She can't know.

JESS
Well, it's not like I'm going to tell her.

CRUNK
Jess…

JESS
I'm not!

CRUNK

Promise me!

JESS
I promise!

Crunk walks over, looks Jess in the eye. Extends pinky

CRUNK
Pinky swear.

Jess hesitates, then links her pinky with Crunk's

END FLASHBACK