SANGY
Ari still doesn't know.
(laughs)

Moog picks up the book and sits down on the couch with it. He takes out another picture

MOOG

… woah.

He turns it over to show them the picture of Brian.

SABRINA

That's… your mom's ex husband.

MOOG

… she has an ex-husband?

SANGY
That's why you're here, boy. To know

what you didn't know.

They look at the picture of Brian, fondly, and we FADE INTO

EXT. BELL MANSION – EVENING – FLASHBACK

They've got some kind of wingding goin' on – BRIAN'S up on stage playing guitar, and others are dancing around on the lawn. Mid-20s-Jess sits in a lawn chair next to a folding table, watching him, grinning, but she glances over to the side at TIM BROFLOSKI. Tim smiles at her.

CUT TO: Later that night. Misty, Jess, Sangy and Sabrina are sitting in lawn chairs, watching everyone dance. They pass a flask of liquor down the line, each taking a swig from it. Brian walks over and pulls Jess up from a chair, walks her into the general-dancing area and dances with her. Brina and Sangy stand up, staggering, and watch them go.

CUT TO: INT. BELL'S LIVING ROOM – NIGHT

The girls are lying around, stretched out, moving as little as they can. The room is almost at the point of having those heat-distorting-things. Those with hair long enough have got it pulled back. Jess has her shirt unbuttoned, Sabrina's fanning herself with the collar of her shirt, Sangy's taken her shirt off altogether and walks around in her bra, and Misty is running around in her skivvies. All of them are clutching cold drinks

SABRINA
Jess, what's up with you and Tim?

JESS
… nothing.

SABRINA
Oh don't even, I saw those looks you guys

were giving each other. Dude, you are not

cheating on Brian.

JESS

No, I'm not!
(Sabrina gives her a look)
Don’t look at me like that. I'm telling the truth.

SANGY
Then what's going on?

JESS

Nothing's going on. I swear.

Sabrina wanders around with her arms out, sweating.

SABRINA
There's not an erudamn breeze in the

entire city of Crunksville.

MISTY
Would someone please ring me out?

JESS
We cannot just sit here and puddle.
We have to make our own erudamn breeze.

CUT TO: Misty, Jess and Sabrina push Jess's car down the driveway. Sangy sits at the driver's seat.

CUT TO: The car flying down the road, top down. The three sit in the backseat, letting their shirts flap open in the wind, laughing.

MISTY
Hallelujah.

Misty and Jess let go of their shirts. They land on the road behind them. Then they go to undo their bras. Sabrina's eyes widen

SABRINA

… holy crap! Don't you do that!

They grin and do it anyway. Sabrina covers her face. Sangy glances in the mirror and raises her eyebrows, then lets out one of those 'wooh I'm having a good time!' victory-screams. Misty and Jess join in. Then the shouting turns into 'shrieking with terror' as they fly by a police car, parked on the side of the road.

SABRINA

Holy crap!

Jess drops down and begins putting her bra back on

JESS
Do not pull over, Sangy! I mean it!

The police car turns the siren on and takes off after them

SANGY
If you can't talk your way outta this one, then

I don't know what!

SABRINA
(laughing)
We are going straight to hell.

SANGY

Ha-cha-cha!

END FLASHBACK

Moog's now stretched out on the floor, still looking through the book. Sangy lies a few feet away from him eating a banana. The other two are sprawled out on couches, giggling

SANGY
Yeah, we went to jail. I was so proud.

SABRINA
Your mom was a bad influence.

MISTY
If it weren't for you, our moral fiber would

have been shredded to tattered rags.

SABRINA
Sangy, smack her for me.

Sangy lazily tosses the banana peel in Misty's direction

MOOGLE
Hey, kids, am I gonna have to give you a

time out?