THE FUNNY THINGS MOTHER'S -  SAY
 
 
  NOSTALGIA - MIDI
 
 
 
Throughout the centuries, mother's have been given their children
plenty of Good Advice and Notable Quotes.
Here's just a small sampling:
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PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to GO, young man.
Midnight is past your Curfew!"
 
 
MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY'S MOTHER:
"I don't mind you having a Garden, Mary,
but does it have to be Growing under your BED?"
 
 
MONA LISA'S MOTHER:
"After all that Money your father and I spent on braces,
 Mona, IS THAT the Biggest SMILE you can give us?"
 
 
HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER:
"Humpty, If I've told you once,
I've told you 100 times not to Sit on that Wall.
 But would you Listen to me?      Noooo!"
 
 
COLUMBUS' MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've DISCOVERED, Christopher.
You still could have Written!"
 
 
BABE RUTH'S MOTHER:
 "Babe, how many times have I told  you --
quit Playing Ball in the House!
That's the third broken Window this week!"
 
 
 
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:
 "Mike, can't you Paint on Walls like other children?
 Do you have any Idea how hard it is to get
that Stuff off the Ceiling?"
 
 
 
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:
"All right, Napoleon. If you aren't Hiding your Report Card
Inside your Jacket,
then take your Hand out of there and Prove it!"
 
 
 
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
 "Again with the Stovepipe Hat,   -  Abe?
Can't you just wear a Baseball Cap like the other kids?"
 
 
BARNEY'S MOTHER:
"I realize strained PLUMS are your Favorite,
Barney, but you're starting to look a little PURPLE."
 
 
MARY'S MOTHER:
"I'm not upset that your LAMB followed you to school, Mary,
but I would like to know how he got a better Grade than you."
 
 
 
BATMAN'S MOTHER:
"It's a nice CAR, Bruce, but do you realize
how much the Insurance is going to be?"
 
 
GOLDILOCKS' MOTHER:
 "I've got a Bill here for a busted Chair from the Bear family.
You know Anything about this, Goldie?"
 
 
LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER:
 "Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get off your Tuffet
and start Cleaning your Room,
there'll be a lot more Spiders around here!"
 
 
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
 "But, Albert, it's your senior picture.
Can't you do something about your Hair?
Styling gel, Mousse, something...?"
 
 
 
JONAH'S MOTHER:
 "That's a nice Story, but now tell me Where
you've really been for the last three Days."
 
And finally....
 
 
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
 "Of course I'm Proud that you Invented the Electric Light BULB, Thomas.
 Now turn Off that Light and get to Bed!"
    LOL
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
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