Here are some other "special" breeds I may one day consider:
1. Pointer + Setter= Poinsetter-- a traditional Christmas pet.
2. Great Pyranees + Dachshund= Pyradachs, a puzzling breed!
3. Kerry Blue Terrier + Sky Terrier= Blue Sky Terrier, a dog for visionaries.
4. Pekingese + Lhasa Apso=Peekasso, an abstract dog.
5. Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel= Irish Springer--a dog fresh and clean as a whistle!
6. Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever= Labcoat Retriever--the choice of research scientists.
7. Newfoundland + Basset Hound= New Found Asset Hound, a dog for finance advisors
8. Terrier + Bulldog= Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes!
9. Malamute + Pointer= Moot Point, owned by--Oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway...
10. Deerhound + Terrier= Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
11. Bullterrier + Schitzu= Bullschitz, a gregarious, but unreliable breed
A Stale Dog Joke
A Lady awoke one morning and discovered that her dog was not moving. She called the vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief examination he pronounced the dog dead.
"Are you sure? " The woman asked, "He was perfectly healthy yesterday! I really think we need to run some tests or something!"
The doctor thought for a moment, "Okay" he said. He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with a cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat jumped out, walked over to the dog, sniffed him from head to toe then walked back to the cage.
"Well, that confirms it," the vet announced, "Your dog is dead."
Satisfied that the vet had done everything that he possibly could, the woman sighed, "How much do I owe you."
"That will be $350" the vet replied.
"What!" the woman screamed, "What did you do that cost $350?"
"Well, the vet replied, "It was $50 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."
