{: Jokes ;}

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"Nang makita kita, sabi ko, ikaw na! Nang makausap kit, ang sabi ko, eto na! Nang masilayan ka, ninais kong lapitan ka! TOTOO nga na ikaw na ang gusto kong UTANGAN!" (fr:JR)
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"There are 8 ways to describe you... as a gud friend, LOVABLE, ADORABLE, NICE, CARING, HUMBLE, ENCOURAGING, OPTIMISTIC, WONDERFUL in short, parang si... ako!" (fr:Khen)
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Dear Fairy, KATUKIN po ninyo ang mga OUSO ng mga taong NKKLIMUTAN akong itext, pati yung KALOOBAN ng mga NGTITIPD. pkiDAGUKAN nga pon yung 1 taong nagbbsa nito ngayon." (Kuya Yyet)
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"Ang friendship natin sin TIBAY ng BATO sin TATAG ng SEMENTO, sin INIT ng APOY, sin LAKAS ng MASO, sin KAMAS at TALONG, sin GARILYAS at MANE sin TAW bataw PATANEEE..." (fr:Chan & Dork)
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"Kung kailangan ko ng kaibigan, ANDYAN KA. pag may problema ka, ANDYAN KA, 2wing malungkot ka, ANDYAN KA. ang di ko maintindihan, nakit ANDYAN KA eh, andito ako?!" (fr:Twiny & Rhondi)
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"I asked God for WORLD PEACE, ang sabi Nya, 'hwag mahirap yun.' I asked God to make u CUTE, ang sabi Nya, 'Cge... WORLD PEACE na lang!" (fr:Ryan S. & Arwin)
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"Someone told ME not 2 txt u anymore... SORI... SORI... SORI... SORI  na lang siya! I'll always try 2 reach YOU! Kaw pa?! E special ka sa kin?!" (fr:Gracey)
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"I HATE U! DONT APOLOGIZE! kalimutan mong nakilala kita! & DONT TXT BACK! ive HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! PRACTICE LANG... kinukuha kase akong artista e!" (fr:Romes)
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A FRIEND IS: 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring 4% loving and 90% good looking... AKONG AKO dibah?! wag ka kumontra piso ko to!" (fr:Anne, Ate Mina)
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"Mganda daw mapangasawa CANADIAN, kc pwede mong sabihan, mglaba CANADIAN! mgsaing CANADIAN! sampay CANADIAN! plantsa CANADIAN! ano, ok CANADIAN?! cge txt CANADIAN!" (fr:Anne&Ate Che)
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"Hating magkapatid: MONKEY 1: hatiin na natin ang saging sa 3 ha? MONKEY 2: bakit 3 eh 2 lang tyo? MONKEY 1: madamot ka talaga, eh ung nagbbsa di mo bbgyan?!" (fr:Kuya Yyetz)
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"I sent an angel last nyt 2 take care of u until now, hindi pa rin bumabalik, nainlove ata sayo. Pauwiin mo nam BULAG YON! HATID MO HA?" (fr:Opa)
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"I prepared a simple msg for u 2 read b4 dis day bgins.... 'INGAT', simple... short... but sincere!" (fr:Jaimee)
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"I asked an ANGEL 2 watch over u but he came back sooner dan xpected!!! I asked why and he smyled and said, 'hmph! hindi daw ANGEL kelangan niya... BOYFRIEND!" (fr: Tpchie & Telle)
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"Pray ako na sana werever & watever u do, u'll remain safe & cute! Teka mahirap ata yung cute...safe na lang!" (fr:JR)
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"Ang araw gumigising kasabay mo; ang ulap kumakaway sa mga ngiti mo; kahit anong oras magbeep ang cell ko... ngingiti ako basta galing sayo." (fr:Ate Gina)
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"Wake up and wink those teeny weeny eyes, stretch those inzy winzy bones and wear those jolly winning smile & tell urself, 'Grabeh! Ang cute ko talaga!' " (fr:Kuya Rannie & Sunnie)
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"I'm thinking abt 'u'. I want 2 b with 'u'. Im longing for 'u'. I have a crush on 'u'. I want 2 hug & kiss 'u'. I love 'u'. Ikaw love mo rin ba ang letter 'u'?" (fr:Ahnne)
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"Once upon a time, in a far away land, as in very very far talaga, like its sobrang layo, really grabe ang layo, grabe! nakalimutan ko na ang storya! Hello na lang!" (fr:Opa & Ahnne)
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"Life is better when u have CUTE senders everyday di bah?!" (fr:Icebaby)
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"Aking irog sa ganda mo ako'y samba! Sa u2t mo ako'y tumba! mata mong kaakit-akit, muta'y kbit-kbit, ilong n mrkit, kulangot ay dikit-dikit! ewww!" (fr:Ahnne)
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POEM OF LOVE: kpag bnasa mo 2, CRUSH mo ko; kpag erase mo 2, MAHAL mo ko! kpag reply mo 2, SA'YO na puso ko, kpag save mo 2, Mag-on na tyo! Ano ggwin mo?" (fr:Bob)
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"Pls remind me 2 remind u abut reminding me 2 snd u dis reminder dat reminds me of reminding u dat i am reminded of you! dont forget!" (fr:Ahnne)
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"Frnd kita hindi dahil ang mga mata mo'y sing ningning ng mga bituin sa langit, hindi dahil u complete me. frnd kita kc tyong 2 always Tamang-tama ang ganda!" (fr:Opa)
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"I wish 2 snd u d sweetest and caring angel 2 look after you 2day but unfortunately i cnt send myself right now!" (fr:Jaimee)
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"If u need me, u know how to cal me, just shout 'dyosa ng kagandahan' and il b there for u. dnt abuse it ha? for emergency use only." (fr:menggay)
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"Minsan naisip ko, basura lang ako sa inbox mo, pro ok lang erase mo na lang! gus2 ko lang malaman mo kahit basura lang ako f u nid me d2 lng ako... nkakalat..." (fr:Jhoy, Lemuel)
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"Smile is the lighting system of face, cooling system of head & heating system of heart, so always smile, but dont smyl alone, iba na yan!" (fr:Jhoy)
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"Just wnt u 2 know dat we wil b frends til d stars no longer shine, wind no longer blows, rain no longer falls but pag nag ten pesos na per txt, magsulatan na lang tyo." (fr:Mommy, Ate Bheng)
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"Kung kahanga-hanga ka, CRUSH ang tawag sa'yo. Kung mabait at matalino ka, IDOL ang tawag sayo. Kung kamukha kita... nman sister... isa kang DYOSA!" (fr:Menggay)
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"Don't b sad, dont b blue, smile ka na coz 2munog na nman cel mo. meaning sum1 rmmbers u, ako yun!" (fr:Avelagustin)
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"A-ur attractive; B- ur brave, C-ur cute, D-ur a darling. E-ur exciting, F-ur funny G-ur great, H-hi I-im J-just K-kidding!" (fr:Sherween)
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"Knina pa kita txt, d k naman reply,d2 ako ngayon sa osptal. naaksidente frend ko, sbi ng doctor kelangan niya raw mgsalin ng dugo ng BABOY! pwede ka mg Donate?! [Peace!]" (fr:Gracey)
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"If God will let me choose between a million peso and d gr8st friend in d world, i wud rather chose d million pesos! tapos hati tayo, dats wat friends r for, right?" (fr:Joy)
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"INSPIRATION is sum1 hul let u know dat lyf wil go on and dat sumthing beautiful is wshin 4 u wen u least expct it, hope uv already found urs." (fr:Julius)
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