Quote Archives
"First there was plastic trees, then dishwashers, then came me"
"Who did what with a chip pan?"
"PROPER FUCKED!"
"Where's your head at? Don't let the walls close in on you"
"You don't wanna mess with a one-eyed mongoose"
"Weaseling out of things is what seperates us from the animals...
...except the weasel"
"If life has taught me one thing, it's that it is one crushing defeat after the other, until you just wish that Venners was dead"
"Seemingly so"
"If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody"
"In theory I could be wrong, but in theory communism works, in theory"