| Life's Many Unanswered Questions |
| 1. Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to the cinema? 2. If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see? 3. If you had x-ray vision, and you can see through everything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing? 4. How do you handcuff a one armed man? 5. If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound? 6. Why do banks leave their doors wide open, yet have chains on the pens? 7. If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by priciple have to dissolve their own government? 8. If corn oil is made of corn, vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 9. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? 11. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 12. If you try to fail, and succeed, what did you just do? 13. If you dig a tunnel straight through the Earth, will you come out with your feet first? 14. Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? 15. If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? 16. If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? 17. Can fat people go skinny dipping? 18. You know that little indestructable black box, why don't they just make the whole plane out of it? 19. Do bald men wash their heads with soap or shampoo? 20. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against each other? 21. If rabbit's feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit? 22. If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan? 23. If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible? 24. How fast do hotcakes sell? 25. How do you measure fuck, as in "Funny as fuck"? 26. If a cat always lands on it's feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread to the back of a cat? 27. What colour would a Smurf turn if you choked it? 28. If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise birthday party for them? 29. Whose cruel idea was it to have an 's' in 'lisp'? 30. If you stole a pen from a bank, would it be considered bank robbery? |