Oh I have nothing to wear
nothing to wear
nothing to wear today

my corduroy pants make me look like a man
or a dyke from UCLA

go all in black
go all in black
how can you go wrong with that?

The minnie mouse shoes that match the pants are way, way too flat...(baritone) how can you mount a stroller on a subway with that?

There are so many things in my closet...such confections never to be worn a-gain. That witty gold lame from Paris, so enchanting, and yet, so then...

What about your denim jeans that is always a safe bet?

Olive Oil stains on the crotch and thigh my friend, you can forget about that.

What do I do?
What do I do?
The laundry pile's so high

reach right in and go with a grin
wear anything as long as it's dry

what about those clunky peasant shoes, so ungainly yet so in?
they go with nothing, you poor sport, it's time to turn them in

oh i have nothing to wear
nothing to wear
nothing to wear today

my wardrobe is a closet of strangers with nothing to say.

I fucking hate getting dressed some days.

webfeet - 12/20/01 3:19:43 PM