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Thomas Jefferson’s spirit still runs wild In Charlottesville ‘Cause Sally Hemmings gave him a black child In Charlottesville Edgar Allan Poe massive debts compiled In Charlottesville Nobody mentions that when he’s profiled In Charlottesville Wahoos strut the Lawn at T. J.’s brainchild In Charlottesville Them brainless Hokies are sweetly reviled In Charlottesville |
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Masons fed Main Street a load of red bricks In Charlottesville Country hicks go there for Friday night kicks In Charlottesville Some of them don’t even hide their cowlicks In Charlottesville Which is why we have so many spastics In Charlottesville Slow-burning candles melt down to their quicks In Charlottesville As pub-crawling locals get in last licks In Charlottesville |
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Bumbling bees bumble their sting In Charlottesville Queen bees buzz about in search of a king In Charlottesville Tone deaf lovebirds about love on key sing In Charlottesville Retired Crosby fans sing along with Bing In Charlottesville Melting flingers in Springtime spring a fling In Charlottesville Swingers don’t even try to hide their swing In Charlottesville |
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Things broke don’t stay broke long In Charlottesville Things that could don’t go wrong In Charlottesville Bluegrass and gothic musicians get along In Charlottesville Especially when they’re passing a bong In Charlottesville Michael’s Bistro entertains the throng In Charlottesville Smart writers might even write a dumb song In Charlottesville |
