I love to procrastinate It's my favorite thing in life All things it exacerbates Everyone it causes strife |
I tried to eliminate This habit I possess 'stances to extenuate All limits under stress |
Self-help groups anonymous Meet to help one another But my case is so hopeless I come after it's over |
Gradually I went through All good things one-by-one Unable to follow through Even at the point of a gun |
First the career, then the house All my friends and my family All my hopes I finally dowsed Indebted to eternity |
I solved my procrastination Proverbially eleventh hour By process of elimination I'd nothing left to delay over |