I LOVE TO PROCRASTINATE

I love to procrastinate
It's my favorite thing in life
All things it exacerbates
Everyone it causes strife

I tried to eliminate
This habit I possess
'stances to extenuate
All limits under stress

Self-help groups anonymous
Meet to help one another
But my case is so hopeless
I come after it's over

Gradually I went through
All good things one-by-one
Unable to follow through
Even at the point of a gun

First the career, then the house
All my friends and my family
All my hopes I finally dowsed
Indebted to eternity

I solved my procrastination
Proverbially eleventh hour
By process of elimination
I'd nothing left to delay over
© 2000 by Michael J. Farrand