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Here goes nothing!
So, my dear friends and family, I know absolutly nothing about HTML as you can probably tell. This is my sad and pathetic attempt to figgure this out. But seriously, how else do you learn these things anyway??? Anyway, expect this to continue to be crude and ugly for the next several forseeable millenia ;-) In the mean time this is just plain silly educational fun, or possibly definative proof that I have too much time on my hands....
Politics, Satire, Sarcasm, Humor, Tequila, etc...
BartCop's Political Humor:
The Public Library of Cincinnati and Hamilton County
Mike's Super Groovy Job at
the Cincy Library
Fun and Silliness, all about the love, features the Clifton Cow
The Clifton House: IF
YOU DONT KNOW DONT ASK!
You KnowGrateful Dead, Phish et al.....
Etree community for lossless Taper Friendly free and legal music!
A link to someone who really knows HTML...
My Good bud who knows his shit ;-)
Yup, it has been confirmed
Bush is Lord!!! hallelujah!!!
It is good to cook things...
Mike's Collected recipes
Yes, boyz can have recipes too... some are good check it out...
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1. Are you currently classified as human?
2. If you are a Meat Popsicle, are you:
or manually at Michael_Metz2000@yahoo.com
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Affirmative, I am Human
Negative, I am a Meat Popsicle
Chicken?
Pork?
Beef?
Wild Game?
Tastes just like Chicken?
Questions, comments, gripes, wanna talk? Email me:write to Mike ;-)
"Rummie is the shit, We loves him. We must protect our precious..."
"They Misunderestimates us....."
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
President Dwight D. Eisenhower
April 16, 1953
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Just incase you do not know from whence came the Sphinx, here's some visual aid thanx to modern tech
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Any and all laws and or rules, up to and including the basics of the constitution and the ammendments to the afore mentioned document may not be valid... If you can comprehend this please contact me
Legalese is complex, way harder than piglatin, abeese or maybe even esperanto...
This is the best link I can find for plain english lawyrin'
Mega props to the MI Bar assc.
Michigan Bar -Plain English