Mike Metz's 1st Spectacular attempt at HTML
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Here goes nothing!

So, my dear friends and family, I know absolutly nothing about HTML as you can probably tell. This is my sad and pathetic attempt to figgure this out. But seriously, how else do you learn these things anyway??? Anyway, expect this to continue to be crude and ugly for the next several forseeable millenia ;-) In the mean time this is just plain silly educational fun, or possibly definative proof that I have too much time on my hands....

Fabulous Links:

Politics, Satire, Sarcasm, Humor, Tequila, etc...
BartCop's Political Humor:

The Public Library of Cincinnati and Hamilton County
Mike's Super Groovy Job at the Cincy Library

Fun and Silliness, all about the love, features the Clifton Cow
The Clifton House: IF YOU DONT KNOW DONT ASK!

You KnowGrateful Dead, Phish et al.....
Etree community for lossless Taper Friendly free and legal music!

A link to someone who really knows HTML...
My Good bud who knows his shit ;-)

Yup, it has been confirmed
Bush is Lord!!! hallelujah!!!

It is good to cook things...
Mike's Collected recipes

Yes, boyz can have recipes too... some are good check it out...

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According to the SelectSmart.com Belief System Selector, my #1 belief match is Unitarian Universalism.
What do you believe?
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The creator of this site does not account for the veracity of this moon phase indicator, or the creators spelling. For a more reliable moon phase indicator, please visit the US Navy, cuz mariners always have the best view of the stars....



Naval Moon Phase Indicator
moon phases
 

Survey!

1. Are you currently classified as human?
Affirmative, I am Human
Negative, I am a Meat Popsicle

2. If you are a Meat Popsicle, are you:
Chicken?
Pork?
Beef?
Wild Game?
Tastes just like Chicken?

Questions, comments, gripes, wanna talk? Email me:write to Mike ;-)

or manually at Michael_Metz2000@yahoo.com
 

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 "Rummie is the shit, We loves him. We must protect our precious..."

 "They Misunderestimates us....."

Cost of the War in Iraq
NOW OVER $100 BILLION

costofwar.com

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
President Dwight D. Eisenhower April 16, 1953

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Just incase you do not know from whence came the Sphinx, here's some visual aid thanx to modern tech

Nota Bene:

All opinions expressed herein and or any opinions expressed by any link contained herein are strictly limited to the expressor thereof. It is the stated and explicit mission of this website to be strictly limited to the educational functionality of its creator. Please refer any issues related to _this site_ not its links et cetera... to the above E-mail address. Furthermore any likeness to any creature, spirit or idiot living or dead is completly coincidental.

WARNING! This website contains material which a truly free society would neither fear nor suppress. The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business. This guarantee is as real as the threats of the fundamentalists who use attacks on rock music in their attempt to transform America into a nation of check-mailing nincompoops (in the name of Jesus Christ). If there is a hell, it's fires wait for them, not us. ~FZ

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Any and all laws and or rules, up to and including the basics of the constitution and the ammendments to the afore mentioned document may not be valid... If you can comprehend this please contact me

Legalese is complex, way harder than piglatin, abeese or maybe even esperanto...

This is the best link I can find for plain english lawyrin'
Mega props to the MI Bar assc. Michigan Bar -Plain English

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