This is the homepage of Mb --

Billionaire Playboy
Internationally Acclaimed Safari Guide
Veteran of the Fabulous Battle of Wormingstaten
Secret Alter-Ego of a Certain Superhero
Movie Star (I was Third Guy In Hall in a major motion picture!)

If you continue, you may become direly enchanted with my world...
proceed at your own risk...
but remember:

stalking is frowned upon in 46 of the United States.

Congratulations... you made it! I'm... just so... so happy!

Hi. This isn't the best page on the Web.

It's also hopelessly outdated... I have a kid, more body hair than ever before in all the wrong places, less hair on my head then ever before (apparently the hair-plug gnomes stole it for use in my ears), and a host of other things have happened that you won't find out about here.
Deal with it.

If you want to know more, pick up the phone and call once in a while, why doncha? Geez.


My mommy's home page... It's pretty cool. Got old family pix, some really cute one's of my nieces and nephew, etc. etc. etc...

Pix of me doing various inane things... Woohoo!

Go, Ralphie, Go!
This is a link to some funny Simpsons stuff... recordings of some of Ralphie Wiggums best lines... Just click on the link above, and you'll go to My Yahoo Briefcase.
Click on the My Documents link and get ready to laugh!!!
(You can also hear a funny crank call by clicking on "fix car" in my docs...
if you want to...)

This is a page of pictures I took while living and serving as a missionary in Paraguay, South America.
Warning! Not for the faint of heart...

A page with some cool art...

And most important of all...

The most beautiful woman in the world

Kickin' it with her daddy in Maui...

Here are our Disneyland Pix.

Here are a few pix from Laura's wedding shower (thanks, Mom!)

And, because I am totally stupid in love...
here are some random pix of Laura. This is mostly for my benefit, because I just like lookin' at her.


Go here to see wedding pix!!

My Big Fat Mouth...
This is a page of papers I have written about various controversial subjects (ooh, ahh!)...

The thing that really creeps me out about basketball is when you're playing with some guy you've never met and he knows all this secret stuff about your mom.

The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

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