michael quotes
"the judges were being ****s!!"

(after a girl asked if he would marry her)
"do i get time to think about this or are we rushing into things?"

"ooh peanut slabs!! maybe i will come back!!"

"...where's this question going?"

"dude, dude, don't get me started, look at that jacket!"

michael: "you're gonna win
ben: "no you're gonna win"
michael: "no you're definitely gonna win.... actually, yeah, i probably am gonna win"
ben: "no im gonna win!"
michael: "NO IM GONNA WIN!"

"if this doesnt turn out the only alternative is to cut it all off and shave lines into it, so fingers crossed!"

"have you seen my teddy bear?"

"ben needs help, he can't dress himself this early in the morning"

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