My Terminology...

I've heard that one of the best ways to tell that a cat (or person) is smart is by their use of words and sentence formatting.  Now if this is true, then you are about to find out that I am one of the smartest beings around.



Little Mo's Dictionary for People who can't speak good!!
The area on the butt that is not covered in fur, it can also be called a peanut because of it's small size, a dog of course would have a walnut or     other similarily sized nut.

I don't have one, but if i did it would                be the white tip at the end of a different             colored tail.  For instance if you have a              black tail with a white tip it would be a               peabody tail tip.  You can also have a                 calico tail, or any other colred tail with               a peabody at the end.

not to be confused with wart like on the bottom of a foot.  That kind of wart is pronounced wort. My what is pronunced like wart looks like it        should be pronounced if English wasn't              such a sillyy language.  I'm glad my                   native tounge is catlish instead.  Once                again this pronunciation is a result of my            lisp.  The word What (read wart) is best            used at inapropriate times, as in when                you really aren't asking wart, but jsut                 feel like saying it over and over for no                particular reason.  The best effect                     comes by stressing the "R" sound and                sticking your neck out a little as you                  finish saying the word.  It makes Dan                (one of my people) very mad!!!

also known as a fart
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This is the type/breed of cat I am.  I              think I am related to hooved animals and            therefore I am a Pony Cat.  Pon for                   short.
          
I'm also a Black and White, which is another category/breed of cat I would fall under if I was a show cat.  It's good that I'm not because I would win in the Black and White division all      the time since I am a prime example of a            Black and White.
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Bottom (barbbbtom) 




Peabody







What? (waart)
















Poop gas

Pony Cat




Black and White
Some of my words are followed in parenthises with it's pronunciation... I have a lisp becasue of the smudge on my chin.