Vegeta: Damn straight, woman.
I'm trying to do something. Get away from me.
Vegeta: No.
I'll ignore you then. Vegeta will be doing my updates for me, since this website was named and created in his honor. So, you'll be seeing a lot of him.
Vegeta: ^_^
Anyway...I hope you enjoy what I have here! Enjoy your stay and please sign the guestbook!
Vegeta: Sign the guestbook or DIE.
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4/27/07
Hi everyone, and welcome to Comedy Hour. This is the new addition to the site. I eliminated the Disgrace Picture in turn for this, but who knows, maybe it'll come back eventually. Send me pictures through email (found through the site) and I'll use them at a later time. Until then, Comedy Hour is just going to be--
Vegeta: A whole lot of rubbish, that's what!
I was in the middle of something here, Vegeta! Why the hell do you have to do that?
Vegeta: Does it look like I care? I don't even want to be here. I have actual important things to do, you know.
Oh, shut up. You just don't want to miss Emeril on the Food Network, you big faker.
Vegeta: Wh-what?! How dare you accuse me of being a typical human! I do not view such moronic things!
No? Shall I rummage through your taped shows to prove it?
Vegeta: You go through my belongings, and I will Final Flash you, woman.
Bring it on, bitch.
Vegeta: I sure hope I heard you incorrectly, because if you said what I'm thinking you said, then we're going to have a problem.
Problem, shomblem. I'm not afraid of you, Vegetable-Head.
Vegeta: That's it! FINAL FL--
Final Flash me and I'm not putting out. Simple as that. You'll be relying on your pretty little Saiyan hand for awhile if you finish that command.
Vegeta: ...Goddammit. Why do you have to do that? You should know not to use that against me, woman.
Haha, you must not know me. I have to keep you in line somehow, you nympho.
Vegeta: What?! Leave our personal lives out of this! Those weakling humans don't want to know about what we do!
I'm sure they wouldn't mind knowing what it's like with you, Princey.
Vegeta: For the last time, woman, my name is Prince Vegeta of the Saiyans. You will call me nothing else but that, understand?
...Nope.
Vegeta: How dare you defy me! GALICK--
No, not that either. No ki attacks, or any physical attack for that matter. Be nice or suffer the consequences. You won't like them, and I don't really think embarassing you is the best course of action. These people don't want to see you on your knees begging.
Vegeta: Damn you, woman. I'm leaving.
But this is supposed to be Comedy Hour, not Comedy Minute and a Half.
Vegeta: Does it look like I care? I have training to do, and I'm hungry. You're due for my dinner. You're slacking big time today, woman. I may be the one not putting out tonight.
Stop it!! You're not allowed to say that! Only I'm allowed to say that kind of stuff! No food for you! Go to Goku's or something.
Vegeta: I'm not going to that clown's home for food! That's your job!
You're a monkey. Go find some bananas or something to eat. You pissed me off. You're not getting a damn thing. *is loving every minute of this*
Vegeta: I can't imagine how anyone would be enjoying this.
Well, I'm about to enjoy it more. *snaps fingers*
Goku: Hi Amber! Hi Vegeta!
Vegeta: Dammit! Why'd you have to go and do that?!
That's what happens when you piss me off. I am all-powerful, all-knowing, and...all.
Vegeta: Yeah, like that makes sense. Now you need to send this clown home to his bitch.
Don't say that about Chi-Chi! She has a frying pan and will beat you with it! Want me to call her too?
Vegeta: God no! I will literally put my head under water and drown myself if that's the case. It's bad enough this one is here. *points to Goku*
Goku: ??
Stop making fun of Goku. Keep it up, and he'll be my favorite instead of you.
Goku: Yay! Everyone likes me!
Vegeta: Yeah, if everyone means "not me", because I sure as hell don't!
Stop it Vegeta, or I'm cutting your hair and making you eat that for dinner.
Vegeta: So you're going to make me dinner now? That's what I thought.
Goku: Did someone say dinner? I'm starving!
What else is new?
Goku: Nothing, really. I just really like food!
Vegeta: This is nothing new. Now woman, can we please go now? People don't care about this, and I want food for the love of Dende!
Alright alright. You want to come, Goku?
Vegeta: I didn't mean invite Kakarot, woman! What the hell is wrong with you?!
Goku: Sure, I'd love to come along. You're a good cook, Amber.
^_^ I know I am.
Vegeta: Oh please. Milk it why don't you. Stupid woman. Food! Now!
Yeah yeah. Well, that's all for today, but expect this and more during my little Comedy Hours. Until next time!
Goku: Bye! *waves*
Vegeta: Die.
* 5/23/07 *
Do the update, Vegeta.
Vegeta: No.
It's your job. Do it now or I'm going to rip out your hair.
Vegeta: Oh, I guess I better do it now. *sarcasm*
Fine. Shall I call Goku AND Krillin?
Vegeta: No! Don't call those stupid clowns! I'll do it, dammit.
:) That's what I thought.
Vegeta: *grumble* The woman did the biographies of that idiot Nappa, the greatest Saiyan other than myself, my father King Vegeta, that moron Krillin, his android wife Android 18 and Kakarot's woman Chi-Chi.
Well, that's better than nothing. At least you did the update.
Vegeta: I'm going to train. *walks off*
I have to go overdose on allergy medicine, so I guess I better go too. Enjoy the update!
* 5/7/07 *
Vegeta: Holy Dende, the woman actually updated.
Shut up, you good-for-nothing, and just tell them.
Vegeta: Ha, I'm not doing a damn thing for you now.
Fine. You're not getting any for a week, and you're sleeping on the couch.
Vegeta: Goddammit! The woman created biographies for Trunks, Goten, Bardock and Raditz. She also created that stupid Yu Yu Hakusho site and began it, even though she said she was going to wait. Who didn't see that coming?
I couldn't help it! I was excited!
Vegeta: You're weak. Which is why me not getting any for a week will not last.
Oh, that's what you think. Anyway, I hope all of you enjoy the updates!
Vegeta: *mumbles* And I hope you enjoy your week, woman.
* 5/2/07 *
Hey everyone, it's me again, your faithful webmistress.
Vegeta: Ha!
I'll pretend you're not here. Anyway, just a small update for the moment. I just created the URL for a new site, Spirit World, which will host Yu Yu Hakusho. I'm not going to work on it yet, though. I would like to revamp this site first before opening Spirit World up. It will be pretty much similar to this.
Vegeta: That's because you're not intelligent enough to be creative.
You know, why can't you just shut up and go get me some ice cream or something?
Vegeta: Why? Time of the month?
If I say yes, will you leave me alone?
Vegeta: No.
Didn't think so. Well, it's not. I just want you to go away. I'll call Goku.
Vegeta: Yeah, I'm sure you will. That won't work on me, woman.
*snaps fingers*
Vegeta: No! Please tell me he's not here!
Hahaha, won't work on you, will it?
Vegeta: *grumble* The stupid woman hasn't done anything else to the site other than changing some stupid fonts. I'd go take a vacation before she updates anything else.
Go die, Vegeta.
* 4/27/07 *
Well, I have to apologize. Many people probably thought this site was dead, and for a long time, I thought it was going to be too. But, I think I'm going to attempt resurrecting it. Yay!
Vegeta: Dammit. You went four years without an update. People were probably happy as all hell.
Shut the hell up, or I'm bringing Goku back.
Vegeta: Oh hell no! Not Kakarot! I'll shut up!
Damn straight you will. Anyway, I'll be doing some maintenance around the site and hopefully adding many new, exciting things. If anyone has any suggestions, feel free to email me or sign the guestbook with your ideas. I'd like to liven this place up again.
Vegeta: *grumble* I'm going to blow my head off. Just when I thought I was free, she reels me back in again.
...Oh Goku!!
Vegeta: No no no!! Shut up woman!
Man did I miss this. ^_^ Anyway, would you mind giving the first update?
Vegeta: I don't really have a choice, I guess. The woman began working on biographies. And it's about damn time too. And on the other side of this stupid update is the first installment of the woman's moronic Comedy Hour. It's stupid. Don't read it.
You're not supposed to do that!
Vegeta: I don't give a damn. I gave the update. I'm going home now. I'll see you there. *walks off*
Well, I guess that's that. Until next time, everyone!