2. Follow him around all the time in a sweeping black cloak and imitate his every move. Then send him admirer letters telling him that you want to be just like him.
3. Put something in his cauldron when he isn't looking (something that will explode or make a loud bang is preferable)
4. When he asks you to answer a question from the board, say; "I'm sorry, but I can't see the board. My eyes are shut so that I don't have to look at you!"
5. Tell Gilderoy Lockhart that Snape wants to be his best friend. Then suggest that Lockhart invites Snape to tea one day as it would make him REALLY happy!
6. Complain that you are being blinded by the light reflecting off of the grease in his hair!
7. Tell him to buy a laxative to get the look off of his face.
8. Say, "Oh, professor! Black is SO middle ages! Pink is the in colour now!"
9. Tell him to take a shower.
10. Ask him if he is part bat.
11. Leave slippery crocodil hearts on the floor near his desk for him to slip on.
12. Take pictures of him in class and ask him to autograph them. BETTER: Try and get a picture of him and Harry together, caption it "Best Friends Forever" and chase them around trying to get them to sign it together so that you can get a picture of it...
13. Bewitch his robes so that they keep trying to pull themselves over his head. =)
14. Tell him that you think that Divination is a much more complex, valuable and all around better subject than potions.
15. Whenever you see him talking to a female teacher, go "AWW!! It's so SWEET! Look at them! They make such a cute couple! Let's leave them alone!" Then run away as fast as you can. WARNING: This will likely annoy the female teacher as well.
16. Tell him he reminds you of Sirius Black.
17. Ask him if he has ever heard of that cool thing called sunlight.
18. Say "Oh, I'm sorry but I just don't feel like doing my homework tonight."
19. say "Please tell me the name of your hair stylist so that I can avoid them!"
20. Say "I would listen in class, but you sound like a banshee!"
21. Ask him that if he bursts into flames when he is exposed to sunlight.
22. Send him a singing Valentine in class.
23. Send him a howler about the mark that he gave you.
24. Pretend to fall asleep and snore loudly in class.
25. Ask him if you can be bridesmaid/best man at his and Malfoy's wedding.
26. Walk up to him in the corridor and stare at him really hard. Stop after a while, and say with a sigh, "I don't know what everyone is talking about! There is no way the rumours can be true!" Then walk away really casually, although it would be wise to run.
27. "For show and tell today I brought my favourite ten cornish pixies!" then set them loose!
28. Ask him if he would like a shrinking potion for his nose.
29. "Excuse me sir, I am not sure if my poison is right... will you test it for me?
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