You Know you watch too much Buffy When... Continued
55.  You avoid cafeteria food.
56.  You're sure that the swim team is really a school of demon fish things.
57.  You make your own slayer handbook.
58.  You have a ring that you like to call your "Gem of Amara."
59.  You like to end every fight with a witty pun.
60.  You find sheet music for the buffy theme songs on the internet and learn to play them.  Worse: You don't play an instrument!
61.  When someone suggests a crazy plan, you suggest hummis as an alternative.
62.  You buy a black rat and try to turn it back into Amy.
63.  You buy clothes that are exact replicas of something one of the characters once wore.
64.  You debate whether or not a chipless Spike is a bad thing.
65.  You call your sister "The Key."
66.  You call any small kids that annoy you "The Annoying One."
67.  You are worried that your senior prom will be over run by hell hounds.
68.  Whenever you see a band on the show you go out and buy the CD right away.
69.  You search desperately for a CD by a group called "Dingoes Ate my Baby."
70.  You are anxious about Graduation.
71.  You think that fairy tales are real.
72.  Whenever you catch laryngitis you worry that the Gentlemen are in town and they are going to cut out your heart.
73.  You try and levitate pencils.
74.  You think your psychology teacher is part of a secret military force.
75.  You continually seek out new and interesting Buffy fan sites.
76.  You actually make a Buffy fan site.
77.  You constantly take fan site trivia quizzes to make sure that no one knows more about Buffy than you do!
78.  You know every single lyric and melody from Once More With Feeling off by heart.
79.  You used up all of your hard drive with pictures, downloads, and all things Buffy.
80.  You have debates about just how any slayers there are.  WORSE: You think you are one of them.
81.  You have mixed feelings about the Watcher's council (Are they evil or good? Who knows?)
82.  You try and lure your friends into becoming Buffy fans so that you have someone to talk with (about Buffy)
83.  You keep a watcher's diary.
84.  You think that there is an invisible girl running around the school that everyone forgot about.
85.  You think all birthday parties are cursed.
86.  You have trouble telling what is reality and what is from Buffy.
87.  You never make malevolent wishes to strangers.
88.  You rember the time you were in an alternate reality...
89.  You are scared of substitue biology teachers (especially if they are female!)
90.  You set fire to your school gymnasium (by accident of course!)
91.  You scoff at so called "Haunted Houses."
92.  You begin to wonder why your teeth feel longer and sharper...
93.  You disconnect all telephones in your home when Buffy is on.
94.  You are going to watch the animated Buffy series.
95.  You watch anything written/directed by Joss Whedon.
96.  you Check the maps for Sunnydale California.
97.  You dream of the day Buffy and Angel will get back together.
98.  You change your major to anthropology just so that you can be taught by the British guy who wears tweed. WORSE: You only call him Giles
99.  You have  a life sized cut out doll of one or all of the charaters.
100.  You write or read 100 You know you watch too much buffy when...
101.  You run for your life whenever a librarian gives you a knowing look and begins looking for something behind a counter.
102.  You slide out of your bedroom window and hang around a graveyard every night.
103.  Your motto is "A Happy Slayer is a Good Slayer!"
104.  Your angry word is "Grr!"
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