The Easter Bunny's Secret Identity
Once again, this story has been modified from it's original version to feature a different character, and it was also slightly lengthened.
    It was thursday, March 28th, 2002 in the quiet, peaceful town of Kemptown. All was peaceful (as I mentioned before!) except in the house of the Easter Bunny. The Easter Bunny was freaking. (Anyone noticing a pattern yet?) There was still two days left untill easter, and the Easter Bunny had only been able to give out a few basket-fulls of her delicious chocolate chickens.

     Her secret identity's job was teaching science at the local high school. She was one of the students' favourite techers because she was so fun and bouncy (think bunny) and because she always gave out masses of chocolate goodies at every holiday and special occasion!

     So, anyway. Her craving (for it was indeed a craving!) for giving out chocolate goodies was not nearly satisfyed, but she would not have another chance to give out her treats until saturday night!

     She was trying to calm her jumpy nerves by watching the news. She laughed as the anchors' conversation turned to the lottery.
"Wouldn't it be nice if the Easter Bunny gave out 76 million dollars?" said one of the anchors. "But since we all know that that isn't going to happen, blah, blah, blah...."
"HAH!" Laughed the Easter Bunny. "That's what HE thinks!" She grinned to herself as she thought of the lucky student who was going to receive that wonderful gift this year!

     The Easter Bunny was always very generous to her top students, and gave them the gifts of thier dreams! But her worst students were the ones who woke up on Easter Sunday feeling extremely disappointed!

     So anyway, back on topic.... The Easter Bunny passed the two long days by watching the news. Yes, it was a very long episode of the news! When the night finally came, she peeled off her Science teacher costume to reveal her true self; your typical, commercialized Easter bunny, fluffy tail and all!

     She got her magic basket (which resembled the carpet bag in Mary Poppins) and headed out, driving her sleigh drawn by eight, oversized, yellow, fluff chicks. First stop; Jem Rubi, the top student in the school!  It took a while to persuede the stable of horses to come out of her basket, and even longer to get them into Jem's bedroom, but she managed it and moved on to the next house.

     Midnight slept peacefully in her bed, clutching at her journal so that no one would discover her completely insane imagination. Her friend Marlena slept nearby. The two girls had been having a sleepover. The Easter Bunny pulled out the gifts for the girls (which were Orlando Bloom, David Boreanaz and Sean Biggerstaff) and left them outside the door. She then continued with her rounds, completely happy.

     On Tuesday, she returned to teaching. As she walked through the halls, she saw Midnight, Jem and Marlena. She waited around a corner so that she could hear the girls' conversation. Jem looked very happy, riding a magnificent, black stallion through the hallways. Marlena and Midnight seemed to be arguing about the three guys surrounding them.
"I tell you, Sean Biggerstaff is MINE." she yelled at Marlena.  "And so is David!" she added, so as not to hurt his feelings. She felt he had been through enough after all of that stuff with Buffy...
"NO!" Marlena yelled back. "He is MINE!!!"
"He was left at MY house!" retorted Midnight.
"Yeah, well so was Orlando, but you didn't want him either!!!" Cried Marlena.
"OK, look. How's this?" said Midnight, tired of the fight. "Lets share him!"
"Alright," said Marlena. I get him every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, and on the weekends. You can have him on Thursdays."
"WHAT!??????!!!!!" screamed Midnight. "NO WAY!!!!!"
And so the fight continued, and still continues today....
The End!
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