Horoscopes
	Note: these horoscopes were created by me for a school project. They are not real. I cannot read the stars, but I sometimes pretend I can! :)
		Aries:  You haven't been trying, either in school or at work.  Unfortunately, the stars have no anser for you, so you are just going to have to work REALLY hard in order to catch up.  Well... why are you still reading this? GET TO WORK!!! Lucky Day: Today! GET MOVING! Taurus:  As the bull, you are known for being bossy. I have news for you. People don't like that!  Pack it in!  On the bright side, if you stop being bossy, the nice eye-candy will notice you... Lucky Days:  32nd. Gemini:  Ah, my two faced friend! Perhaps you haven't been too nice to the people around you?  Switch faces now! Lucky Days:  21st.  Note- if this is your birthday, then it won't be lucky. Cancer:  You have been living under false pretences.  Get real! Lucky day:  Yesterday. Sorry. Leo:  Lucky you! You are going to have a wonderful month! Now, stop gloating and feel sorry for the rest of us! Lucky days:  It would make more sense for me to write the unlucky days, so here you go:  The 7th.  That's it for unlucky. Virgo:  Beware of Magic 8 Balls. Lucky days: ask again later. Libra:  Venus is in the twelth house, which probably means something. I don't know what it is though.  I will guess:  You will have a pretty good month, so smile! I have been known to be wrong though... Lucky days:  9th, 18th. Scorpio:  It doesn't look like you are going to be having a very good month.  I would advise you to hibernate. See you next month! Lucky days:  I already told you, hibernate. Sagittarius:  Like any good archer, you are always aiming for the bullseye.  This month you miss. Lucky days:  Mondays. By monday, everyone will have forgotten the dumb thing you said on Friday! Capricorn:  You are working too hard.  Stop.  Contrary to popular belief, teachers/bosses don't care if you finish that extra task! They just want to go home! Lucky days:  Sundays.  Even God got to rest one day a week! Aquarius:  You've sprung a leak! With every drop spilled, you lose another drop of your personality!  The stars tell me that you need to fix that leak soon! You haven't got that much to lose! Lucky Day: The day you refil your water jug; lets hope it's soon! Pisces:  Dear Dreamer;  you're dreaming and you forgot to set the alarm (you know you did, you did it on purpose!).  Although you prefer to live in your fantasy world, the real world awaits you! Wake up! Lucky days:  Last Tuesday.  You missed it. You were asleep.