2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Insist that your e-mail address is:
"mailto: Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com" or "mailto: Elvis-The-King@companyname.com"
4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5. Encourage your colleagues/ classmates to join you in a little syncronized chair
dancing.
6. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over thier caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9. In the memo field for all of your checks, write "for sexual favours"
10. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
11. FInish all of your sentences with "In accordance to the prophecy..."
12. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that that brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
13. Don't use any puctuation
14. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically when they answer.
16. Specify that your drive through order is to go.
17. Sing along at the opera.
18. Find out exactly where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender....
19. Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you are doing. For example, "If anyone needs me, I will me in the bathroom, in stall #3."
20. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
21. Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies.
23. Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.
24. Have your coworkers/ classmates address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard.
25. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time
this week!"
26. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! They're loose!"
27. Tell your boss/ teacher, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do.
28. Tell your children (if you have any) over dinner that due to the economy, you are going to have to let one of them go
29. Every time you see a broom yell "Honey! Your mother is here!"