"Greetings fellow Man fans!... What do you mean you're not? Go away then!" - Sean Biggerstaff
"On a more serious note; Cheesy badger." - Sean Biggerstaff
"I wish I could tell you something that is in some way interesting or informative but that really wouldn't be my style." - Sean Biggerstaff
"You put bread in the toaster. You get toast out. Where did the lightning seeds go." - Sean Biggerstaff
"How tall is a chinaman? How long is a piece of string? What colour am I thinking of between 1 and 43." - Sean Biggerstaff
"There are five million people with this accent and most of them are nicer than me." - Sean Biggerstaff
"I think we should all go back to carving stuff on stones. Stones don't crash or get accidentally deleted." - Sean Biggerstaff
"Badger in disguise. Damn. She's on to me." - Sean Biggerstaff
"I had a cat, but it died. I got another cat, it go run over. I got a third cat, it got run over too. Stupid animals." - Sean Biggerstaff
"It comes in Pints?! I'm Getting one!" - Pippin, The Fellowship of the Ring
"Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?" - Legolas - The Two Towers
"Please get your extreme oafishness off of my $200 shoes!" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy the Vampire Slayer