Saturday, September 8, 2001 ok, quick update before i go out to eat lunch: school blows. school is fuckin hard. school sucks some fatty dick. ok......i think that was all that was on my mind. have a nice day. Tuesday, August 28, 2001 new website, same old wut the fuck. after me and mabel were talkin about all my old entries, i had to come back in here and revive it. man, i wrote that shit a looooooooooooong long time ago. i think the first entry here was in junior year in high school and i had to do it in chem cuz i didn't have internet after jps.net went down. well, thats enuff reminiscing and shit for now, lets get back into wut-the-fuck mode, complete with cussing, badly spelled words, a total lack of political correctness, and, of course, cute cuddly puppies floundering around in a field of more cute, cuddly, floundering puppies. i lied. there are no puppies here. the koreans fucking ate them all. damn those koreans. don't be hangook in south central while eating ur kimchi in the hood. alright, lets recap wut has happened since my last entry a full..... semester and a half ago. i still look like a panda. byong's still a bitch. i still drive an 88 camry, which means i'm still the studly studly pimp that i am and will never stop being. i'm either going to major in business, econ, masscomm, computer science, political economies of industrial nations, or american institutions. i've discovered the wonderful world of counterstrike, which is just as addictive as grade a crack an twice as harmful towards ur life because u don't seem to want to do anything else. i live with ryan, sarthak, and a dirty bomb-making terrorist paki named mufaddal. heres a word of advice for all of you, paki's smell funny. i think it has to do with all the camel shit that they put in their food. u should check our refrigerator. camel shit EVERYWHERE. camel shit in bags, camel shit in jars, camel shit in cans, even camel shit in top-quality non-disposable microwavable tupperware. i swear they eat that shit more than i eat rice. here's a nice quote to end the day: "i couldn't believe it, i was staring right at the incredible cock of john holmes!!!" -Tribute to the King Monday, December 11, 2000 don't u have anything better to do than read this?? Saturday, December 9, 2000 arg.....nothing to write about. i'm sick. i'm sick and it sucks because i feel like shit so i took a couple shots of robitussin and now i'm dizzy and drowsy and shit, which isn't completely unpleasant..... its kinda..... soothing. hmm..... i think i'm gonna go drink some more robitussin..... i wonder if this shit is addictive.... Monday, December 4, 2000 Two updates in three days? whafuck? well, its either this or studying for my damn final tomorrow, which i really really don't want to do even tho i'm going to regret it tomorrow in class when i start slappin the shit out of intai (flashback to spanish 4 final with chun) cuz i have no idea what the fuck the difference between low density lipo-proteins and high density lipo-proteins is besides the obvious fact that one is apparently more dense than the other. For those of u who got the "how to write a college paper" email from corey, one of those points should be "update shitty webpage that nobody's going to check because you haven't updated it in fuckin forever." question of the day: don't u hate it when ur dick is so big that you start tipping over forwards every time a fine girl walks by because of the weight redistribution? what's even worse is that when you sleep on the top bunk you start poking holes in your ceiling every time you.... well.... get it up. anyways, i wouldn't know, my dick is only 2 inches. ok, back to studying. Friday, December 1, 2000 huh.... no update for four months, and all of a sudden, there's a new wut the fuck. wonder wuts going on? well, it was either this or study for my nutri-motherfuckin-sci final comin up next week. i remember way back in the day when i thought that nutri-dicksuckin-sci was gonna be my easiest class because.... well.... that was common knowledge. at least common knowledge to everybody except my damn professor, who made the class hard as fuck. how the fuck would i kno if theres cholestrol in fat-free milk? do i care? do i FUCKIN CARE?!?! if u say "yes", then ur a retard, get out of my page, cuz i don't like u. same goes for my stat professor, who apparently likes to teach things that aren't in the book even tho HE wrote the book. why am i learning stuff from a guy who accidentally leaves stuff out of a textbook? what about all the other people who use his book and DON'T have him as a professor? stupid ass professor. in case u couldn't tell, i'm a lil bitter about school right now. my plan to get a 4.0 this semester is kinda backfiring on me because my "easy" classes..... well...... they ain't too easy. they hard. they real fuckin hard. they about as hard as _________ (just imagine wut in-tai would say in this blank). damn i hate school. ok, that's enuff updatin for today. probably not gonna have another one for a while. u fuckin bitch. Saturday, August 19, 2000 silly faggot! dicks are for chicks! (trix commercial) Sunday, July 9, 2000 ryan is gay. duh.... no more memory. Tuesday, July 4, 2000 "Muthafock" -victor peoples "shaft" Saturday, July 1, 2000 this is the story of the wierdest fuckin day of my life.... a few days ago, i was bored and hungry so i called up jeremy to see if he wanted to go to dinner. he agreed, so i picked him up and we went to fresh choice to eat. we got there kinda late, almost 9, but it was still open, so we went in. we were getting salad and shit, and then these two fucking bitches cut past us while we were in line and got in front of us right before the register. one of them paid for the two of them, and then they went somewhere and sat down. and then i went and paid. and then when jeremy went up to pay, the fresh choice person working the register said, "the girl ahead of you guys already paid for you, i think." we were kinda confused, cuz we didn't know the girl in front of us, so she couldn't have possibly paid for jeremy. but then, after a while, we realized the cash register person was just fucking stupid so then jeremy got a free meal. now, what i want to know is, if the girl in front of me paid for an extra meal (which she didn't since she paid for two meals and there were two girls), why the fuck didn't i get the free meal? after all, i was the one right after her. why would she pay for someone TWO people behind her, huh!!?! what the fuck is up with that? HUH??? ok, anyways, i ate my salad. jeremy ate some bacos and oyster crackers. actually, lots of them. and then we left. later, we went back to jeremy's house and then called up tim smyth cuz we were bored as fuck and then we got tim to drive us around cuz there was nothign better to do. this is where shit starts getting wierd. as we were driving, we passed by college park and we saw a black car parked out in the student lot doing absolutely nothing. then somebody said, "wouldn't it be funny if there was somebody getting a BJ in the car?" we all kinda agreed, so then we decided to go check out the car. meanwhile, two parked cars in the faculty lot were chilling in the faculty lot with their headlights on. we later termed those guys the "drug dealers." ok, back to the black car. so we went into the student lot and started driving and we decided to pull up next to it and look in. seeing as how tim drove a van, we figured we'd have a pretty good angle. so then we drove up, and lo and behold, there was a girl giving a guy a blowjob. we were all kinda shocked, so tim yelled "HOLY SHIT" and drove off and the girl in the car looked at us all shocked and we sped off. then we pulled into the faculty lot and the drug dealers stared at us so we got scared and drove off. that was wierd event #1. then, for some reason, we went back to jeremy's house, but then we came out agian, and this time i was driving. we decided to go by college park again to see if there was still kinky loving going on, this time armed with a flashlight, but the car was gone. however, we did decide that we were going to jack the "bus training" banner off of the bus in the band parking lot of college park. but first, we drove around campus in my car. why? we don't know. as we were driving around, we saw four people sitting on the bench in front of the gym. why were they sitting there? i don't know. but they were just siting there. then we drove around the quad. then we pulled into the school from the other side to see if those people were still in front of the gym, and they were. and they looked at us funny. then we thought it was about time to jack the banner, so we drove around the front of the school and i parked right behind the bus. jeremy and tim got out, and right then, a car drove by. tim started running, which made it obvious we were doing something we shouldn't have, and one of the guys in the car said, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???" then the car pulled into the student lot right up the street, so i came out of my car and said, "those guys pulled over" so then tim and jeremy hauled ass back into my car. for some reason, tim said, "let's go drive by those guys." i was kinda confused since i was in the car so i didn't see them drive by, so i just listened to tim. right when we were driving by, i heard some guy saying, "WASUP, HUh?? WASUP NOW!?!?!" i didn't see the guy, but then jeremy and tim told me to fuckin slam the gas and get the hell out of there, which i did. as we were on the other side of DVC, tim told me about how the guy that was crossing the street was waving a gun around and coming after us, which was kinda scary. i didn't even see the guy. the moral of this story is, don't give bj's in the student lot at college park. SOMEONE WILL SEE YOU. second, don't drive towards scary people. they might come after you waving guns. third, don't put banners on buses, cuz people might jack it. fourth. a lot of stuff happens at college park at night. a lot more than what normally happens during the day. people get sex, chillin front of the gym, jack stuff, and have guns. i saw more funky shit happen at CP in that one night than in my last four years there at that crappy school. shoulda took a video camera along with us. oh yea, i also saw what happens when somebody masturbates when theres a light in the room attacked to a "clapper". not recommended for people with epilepsy. Thursday, June 29, 2000 report cards came today. kinda scary. i came expecting a 4.0 and fearing a little less than that, which would knock me the fuck out of cal, but somehow i got a 4.17. wanna know how? hagar gave me an A. dunno how the fuck that happened, but it did. the wierd thing is that my gpa came out to a nice 4.20. out of all the possible numbers combinations possible for a gpa, i get 420. what are the odds of that? well, now my berkeley is guaranteed. no more worries about high school. i'm done with absolutely everything that i will ever need to do in pleasant hill for the rest of my fucking life. feels good. Sunday, June 25, 2000 shit. wrote update but geocities erased. now must redo. too lazy. did once already. fuckin pissed. gonna do shortened version. y i'm writing in incomplete sentences. FUCK FUCK FUCK. pissed. ok, here goes. write what for update? i dunno. shit shit shit what to write? i don't kno. ok, i just cuss. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK. ok, good update. oh yea, refer me for alladvantage. go to alladvantage and refer. account number is GDH-410. they give money. money good. u make money. i make money. money make happy. FUCK. people with nasty feet suck. Wednesday, June 21, 2000 Damn. We graduated. 12 years of working our asses off from elementary school to middle school and finally to College Park all for a diploma. I don't think its even hit me yet that i've actually GRADUATED. no more coming back to college park next year like we've been doing the last 3 years. in fact, no more pleasant hill. this summer, chances are we're never going to live here again (unless ur going to DVC, then u'll still be here for a while). imagine all the friends we made, all the stuff we learned, and all the people that we're never going to see again for the rest of our lives. don't just read this as little words on your computer. actually THINK about it. WE ARE NEVER GOING TO SEE MOST OF THE PEOPLE WE KNOW AT THIS STAGE IN OUR LIVES EVER AGAIN. in the two little hours of our graduation ceremony, so much shit changed that i still have no idea what exactly happened. as of last week, we're actual grown-ups now. if we wanted to, each and every one of us can go out and start our own lives somewhere, paying bills, working, doing all the shit that goes along with being grown up. to tell u the truth, that scares the shit out of me, knowing that i'm actually an adult. well, kind of an adult. anyways, it still scares the shit out of me that after 18 years of fucking around i'm about to actually have some responsibility. with that diploma came something other than knowing we graduated: we're all grown up now. no more childhood for us. the days of watching cartoons and playing with transformers are all past us (unless you're ryan sablan, then ur not quite past that stage yet). damn. those days went by way too fast. Saturday, December 11 You got the dinner I got lunch. You the captain i'm the crunch. hoody hoo. Monday, October 4 Cornbread. There ain't nothin wrong with cornbread. Tuesday, August 17 i need to buy some clothes. kinda bad. school starts in.....3 weeks (SHIT!! SCHOOL!!) and i hella need to go shopping. i'm thinking about going to frisco, but i need to find somebody who'll go to frisco with me so they can help me pick out clothes. come on, i kno all of u r down to go shopping, right? RIGHT? i'm thinking about whether or not to follow mabel's advice and try to go shopping at ross and other similar stores, but i'm thinking that its probably not gonna work cuz i went to ross with ryan the other day and there's about 5 aisles of men's clothing and about 2145241 of women's clothing. its obvious where ross who usually shops at ross. but then i haven't been to the one in walnut creek yet. i have a nice ass $300+ right now from my last paycheck and i want to spend that shit! Thursday, August 12 here's another movie review. today i went to see Sixth Sense, and i fucking have to fucking say that fucking motherfucking shit is fucking sick as fucking fuck. this movie is sooooooooooo goddamn tight. it whoops the shit out of blair witch. after i saw this, blair witch can go suck a dick. and this shit is fucking scary. some guy in the back screamed "OH MY GOD" in the first scary scene and ryan yelled "HOLY SHIT!!" in the midnight bathroom run scene (that shit was fucking scary). the ending is fucking sick, too. the only bad thing were these three people behind us who would not SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! goddamn that shit is so fucking annoying!!! yes, ok, that WAS a fucking ghost, now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST WATCH THE MOTHERFUCKIGN MOVIE!! can u do that?? can u fucking do that? is it really that fucking hard? jesus fucking christ little kids in movie theaters piss me off. halfway through the movie ryan had to bust a "shut the fuck up"/sneeze combo (when u pretend to sneeze but ur actually saying "shut the fuck up" while sneezing....takes some practice to get down) so the little kids would stop fucking talking. but the movie was still the best one i've seen this summer. blair witch can go suck a dick. and claim jumper is fucking tight. i love the happy hour shit. i have been enlightened today when i found out about that shit. that menu is the holy grail of eating. a HUGE MOTHERFUCKING plate of cheese/bacon bits fries (irish nachos) cost $2......just a little bit more than a super sized fries at mcdonalds....hmm...... tough choice...... considering the claim jumper fries were about 8 times larger than the mcdonalds fries and tasted a whole fucking lot better. jesus christ that shit was good. let's see.....for about $5 i got the fries, a personal pizza, and a strawberry daiquiri. that was the best deal i've ever fucking had for dinner anywhere. and i don't kno wut byong did in stanford, but it seems as though his already high geek levels just shot the hell up. here's some experts from wut he said to me on aim: when you actually do sumtin and earn it itz actually good stuff cuz u have control over yourself total control. see life was such a hassle for me till i jus realized... u don't have to make it so hard... jus do the things u need to do and jus let it flow... can't u see my son? everything falls in place at this point i said if he did not shut up i would shoot his ass when he came back. then he said the following: such thoughts are unhealthy... my son u shall soon relize certain aspects of life are jus how it is and how it should be... we were always goin against the flow akll our lives... but if we actually go with the flow.. son everything becomes much easier. wut r u talking about thas jus my advice to u my son..sum things u jus have to let it go... and i understand... stop going against the flow son.. it will benefit u greatly in the future endeavors u will meet and the challenges u will have in life. don't u understand? yes, i understand ur a fucking faggot ass geek, that's wut the fuck i understand. Wednesday, August 11 Holy shit! two updates in a row! haven't done that for a while. u kno wut hella pisses me off? the stupid people who always say some shit like, "wuts wrong with our nation???" every time some shit like columbine or the jewish community center thing happens. that shit pisses me off. they always blame that shit on movies or music or tv violence or some shit like that. that's bullshit. in the words or chris rock, what the FUCK ever happened to 'crazy'? its not the fucking media, its cuz some crazy ass fucked-up-in-the-head white people decide to pick up a gun and shoot some other white people. and has anybody else noticed that its always white people who do the fucked up shit? all those high school shootings? white kids. timothy mcveigh, ted kazinsky, ted bundy, charles manson, marilyn manson (he qualifies as a 'crazy ass fucked-up-in-the-head white person)...all white. you never see any asian, mexican, arabian, or black kids say, "i'ma shoot me some people today!" Tuesday, August 10 today we're gonna do something a little different? wanna guess wut today is? huh? u guessing? today is GEEK DAY! yay! ok, so maybe ur not sharing my enthusiasm. today we get to talk about neitzche (yup, the same guy who's book the crazy people at columbine read). can we say "woo hoo"? anyways, my brother had one of his books and i saw it so i pulled it out. all i have to say is neitzche is fucking smart. he's so smart that i don't understand a word he says. maybe he's a little too smart. all his shit is kinda depressing, too. for example, here's one of his little passages: "All good people are weak: they are good because they are not strong enough to be evil." which i guess is true, cuz it takes balls to do bad shit. but its also kinda depressing cuz it means all the good people would be bad if they could but they don't cuz they can't cuz they don't got the balls to be bad which means everybody would be bad if they could but they're not strong enuff. get it? shit, i confused myself. fucking neitzche..........neitzche can go suck a dick. Thursday, August 5 After a nice month long break, i'm finally updating my page. How many times have u come to my page, clicked on the links, and then said something like, "MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! THAT FUCKING BITCH STILL HASN'T UPDATED HIS FUCKING PAGE!!!!!! SSHIIIIIIIIIEEETT!!! STUPID MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH GO SUCK A FUCK DI- because u spent all that time to actually come to my page and then realize that its not updated? huh? kinda pisses u off, doesn't it? to tell u the truth, i have the feeling that there's only ONE person who actually visits my page on a daily basis, and i wonder who that is (hint: he's a bat). now lets talk about wut i did this summer. i saw Blair Witch Project....well, kinda. it was kinda hard to watch a movie sitting in the third from front row cuz u had to turn ur damn head just to see wut the hell was going on on the other side of the screen cuz ur so damn close to it. that and it made me feel sick as fuck cuz u start getting dizzy after turning ur head from left to right to left to right for a hour and a half. still, the movie was damn scary. not like chucky scary (actually, chucky was more funny than scary, remember how the gay guy got fucked up by the truck? oh well, i don't think too many people actually saw it........), but more can't-go-to-sleep-at-night scary cuz u start worrying that u'll see a guy sitting in the corner of ur room staring into the way (thanks to jason for telling us that and giving me nightmares.......bitch). it might also have been scary for me because it was real. i mean, if i went camping and i find some funky ass sticks and piles of rocks outside my tent that weren't there the day before when i went to sleep, i'd pee my pants. its scary because, hey, if u go camping, you MIGHT find some funky ass rocks and sticks. kinda like how to some people the movie "psycho" might be scary becuase, hey, if you take showers, you COULD get the shit stabbed out of you......or not. but still, that movie is fucking freaky. and don't give me none of that bullshit about "that shit wasn't fucking scary....shieeeeeet.." Lying bitch! park at hidden valley park after u see the movie, walk through the damn park by yourself, and say that shit don't fucking scare u. next movie: the haunting. piece of shit movie. sorry, but it is. it TRIED to be scary, but realized that it was a piece of shit movie and gave up trying to be scary about 20 minutes into the movie. if u see it, u'll probably end up saying "YOU STUPID BITCH!!! THE HOUSE IS FUCKING HAUNTED!!! RUN, U DUMB HO!!!" about 30-40 times, cuz, first of all, its pretty obvious that the house is haunted, and, second, YOUR SUPPOSED TO FUCKING RUN FROM HAUNTED HOUSES. also, u kno how the preview doesn't really tell u anything about the plot of the movie? you wanna know y? cuz the plot fucking sucks. if u knew the plot, u probably wouldn't want to see the movie. the plot was so damn dumb it was unbelievable. the preview was actually more entertaining than the movie cuz it showed all the special effects (which was the only good thing about the movie) in a neat little 2 minute package and you didn't have to pay $7.50 for it. if u wanna have trouble sleeping, go see blair witch. deep blue sea. deep blue sea was pretty good. no real plot involved, just big ass sharks fucking people up more than u ever thought a shark possibly could. people get the shit bit out of them when u least expect it and there's arms and legs whatever the hell else flying around after people get fucked up. in case u haven't noticed, people get FUCKED UP like you wouldn't believe. FUCKED UP.........bad. ok, that's all the movies reviews for today. go see blair witch if u wanna see a scary movie and go see deep blue sea if u wanna see big animals fucking people up. ok, that's it. and, remember, atlantis is on the 21st if ur down. ok, that's it. final note: byong's a bitch. had to say that. its like a tradition on this page. Wednesday, June 30 ok, i'm taking time out of my busy ass summer schedule of sitting and sweating cuz its hot as fuck cuz, apparently, some people, well, just one person actually, checks my page about 20 times a day for updates and was hella bitching at me to update this page. i won't mention the name of this person because i don't want him to feel embarrassed. look byong, i'm keeping ur name a secret! oh......oops. oh well, its byong, he's used to embarrassment. hehehehehehehehehehehhahahahHAHAHAH-well, after about 5 consecutive days of jacking my own mail so my dad won't see my report card, i finally got it. woo hoo! yesterday i got my college park report card and the day before that i got my DVC report card, but then i realized that i wouldn't get my ass beat THAT bad if i showed it to my bitch ass dad, so, wut the fuck, i'm gonna show it to him. fuck, its too damn hot to think of anything worthwhile to write. i wanna go fuckin swimming or some shit. i'm working up a sweat just fucking typing this shit!!!!! aaaaaaaaaggggghhh!!! Tuesday, June 22 Ignorant white people suck. damn ignorant white people! i went to a auto shop place and i asked the guy for an oil change and then he talks to me and then out of nowhere he starts busting out japanese on me and i'm like, "oh shit, i have no idea what he's saying." of course, i have no fucking idea he was speaking japanese because, hey, i'm not japanese. so i'm sitting there hella confused, and then i guess the guy figured out that i wasn't japanese when i said, "uh......wut the hell r u saying?" and then he said, "oh u don't kno? ur asian, u should speak japanese." do i fucking LOOK japanese??? ........oh wait.........all asian people look pretty much the same. oh well. ok, the point of the story is, ignorant white people suck. first of all, NOT ALL ASIAN PEOPLE ARE JAPANESE. second of all, he was speaking japanese with an italian accent. final note: ignorant white people suck. Sunday, June 20 today, i went to see The General's Daughter, but it was sold out, so instead, i bought a ticket for Tarzan. when i to the door, i looked up and saw that the theater for the general's daughter was right next to the one for tarzan, and that the movie wasn't gonna start for another 2 minutes. Needless to say, i never saw tarzan. Friday, June 18 NO MORE SCHOOL!!! Fuck yea! Today was our junior trip to stinson beach, and it was weak as hell. Maybe it was because nobody showed up until hella later and there were only five of us there for a couple hours. whoop-de-freaking-doo, huge ass class trip there, huh? Some parts were fun, tho, like burying corey lee in sand and then byong kept on hitting him in the balls and annoying the shit out of him. And then we gave him breasts out of sand and made him look like a woman. We got extremely creative with the sand and eventually ended up using a water bottle, a stick, and seaweed for various other parts (wanna guess wut we used each thing for?). And then we went out into the water and jumped into hella waves. Getting the crap knocked out of me was pretty fun, except when it hurt, cuz then it sucked. At first we stayed hella close the the beach so the waves only reached our knees. But then we moved out further and got to waist deep water, little johnny and little raul went hiding and shrank and wouldn't come out (come on, u kno wut i'm talking about). Tom, corey, and ryan all had the same problem too. After that, the waves started hurting cuz whenever a wave came in little johnny and little raul kept getting hit.......HARD. but then we went out further, and the waves started hitting my head and then tom, yes, u tom, was nice enuff to push my head down into the water when i was falling over on the way back.....ass. and we wrote a 20 foot long "FUCK YOU!!!" in the sand and we drew a picture of a panda and of will and byong wrote out a little conversation in the sand about how he was my daddy. i think the "fuck you" might still be there. Friday, June 4 Here's a word from Byong: Aightz we be hittin u niggaz up from our chem class once again... here's Tom: Byong is a reverse oreo... he's whitish/yellow on the outside and black on the inside. What else should I say? Man, this site sucks. Jay: Hey byong is black. yeah. Mike: yeah, he's pretty black. and he's a fucking batman. Byong: uhhh... yea anyways.. obviously they all got mental illnesses that are uncurable... pretty sorry.. they really are pathetic lil beings... lets all jus pray for them... yea ok anyways we jus have 2 mo weeks to go yo!!! and i have three fucking finals next week Biotch... o well on the real finals week i have only one final a day so fuck u all of u hahahahahahah!!!! and uhhh... i'm bored... and i'm going to stanford in two weeks so i don't have to see any of your ugly faces for 8 weeks... bitch... hahha so jus suck it! Jay: Byong is pretty black. Mike: yes he is. Jay: Stupid fucking bat looking, singing, dancing, faggot ass mother fucker. Mike: yeah, i agree. Tuesday, June 2 I raced an NSX today! whoop-de-fucking-doo! anyways, i was driving down gregory towards Contra Costa when a NSX pulled on the road and i started following it. The guy slowed down and pulled into the next lane and let me pull up to him and looked at me. and then i looked at him. and then i looked at his car. and then i drooled. and then he accelerated. and then i tried to accelerate. and then he moved really fast. and then i said "WUDDAMOTHAFUAAAAAAAAOSSSSSSHHHIIIIIITTTTT!!!!" or some shit like that cuz he burned me like a little bitch and beat me down like i stole something, so i just sat there and cried and felt sorry for myself cuz i was driving a piece of shit that somebody picked up off of the road, painted silver, and called a fucking car. fuck that shit. fucking rich motherfucker!!! Wednesday, May 26 Here's what I wrote for my GSE history exam. The question was something about how i had to relate the roosevelt corrolary and the monroe doctorine with imperialism.. since i had no fucking idea what to write, here's what i wrote: "The Roosevelt Corollary was cool. People liked it. Some people liked it A LOT. These people also liked the Monroe Doctorine. They also liked imperialism. My dog likes imperialism. My dog's name is toast. Toast likes to eat dog food. Toast has yellow fur. If u give me "high honors" on this test i'll give u $20. please? pretty please? Did i mention that my dog likes imperialism? And everybody says i look like a panda. Do you think I look like a panda? oh well, this test is too damn hard, i'm leaving to go eat a sandwich." Tuesday, May 25 for some strange fucking reason, i have this one song stuck in my head cuz i just heard it in my radio and i keep singing "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM, I WANT U IN MY ROOM, LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER, FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER....."....and i stop about once every 15 seconds only to say 'WUT THE FUCK AM I SINGING???". and i realized that my page is about as ghetto as it gets. i need to figure out how to make this shit look better and i need to get some fucking adobe photoshop action so i can make myself some damn graphics. uh.......yea.......cool? yay! yay! yay! damn, i need to stop smoking crack. Thursday, May 20 Byong and Andy's song in fifth period english: My name is Andy Chang I like to bang the bitches can't hang you fucking ho bitch, i fucking kick u out my front door bitch! who's ur daddy! who's ur daddy! who's ur daddy! who's ur daddy! who's ur daddy! who's ur daddy! My name is Byong Kim I'm a fucking pimp i take the bitches out for lobsta and skrimp bitches suck my dick and i scream "OH SHIT!" and i say BITCH! who's ur daddy! who's ur daddy! who's ur daddy! who's ur daddy! who's ur daddy! who's ur daddy! Sunday, May 16 PHYSI FUCKING OLOGY!!!!! I jus got my progress report yesterday and it aint too good... actually it's kinda fucked up... really REALLY bad... i have like 2 A's... and then some fucking guy from the bushes slapped me behind the head... AGAIN!!!! wut the fuck is that fat fucking "F" on physiology? where the fuck did that come from... the last time i checked i was getting like a low "B"... jesus Mr. Scott's fucking my grade up way fucking too much... seriously he's made so many mistakes with my grade this year... he always fucks me up... i mean last quarter he gave me an "A" eventhough i had a "B", but these occasional mistakes... wut a bitch... maybe if he stopped smoking so much god damn weed and stopped fucking wacking off in his car and screaming "FUCK" randomly in his car maybe he'd stop making fucking mistakes... by the way his car's such a piece of shit... ooOOooooooOOOoooo bejesus.... seriously when i saw that "F" i thought i jus got slapped silly from a fucking bushwacking black man from Tanzania or some shit and ran away... Ofcourse i was thoroughly confused... my bat instincts went haywire and i floated around the air and knocked couple of trees down while i was at it and fucking ended up at a fucking desert far away from my fucking cave... WUT THE FUCK... WHERE THE FUCK AM I? FUCK!!! and where the fuck is food? god damn school sux... and my calculus teacher forgot about re take exams for the third exam so now i might be gettin like a fucking "C" instead of a "B"... shit... my fucking 4th quarter grades are fucked up... OOOOOO YEAH by the way I fuckingLUV fucking Chemistry... I like a the fat "D" i have in that class. right now... and tomorrow i have a test and if i fail another one... I get to keep it... WHHOOOOYEEEEEEE.... can i please can i please daddy get a fucking "D" un chemi fucking stry???? please please??? can i can i???? o yeah now i gotta go to church... and then itz chemistry for the rest of the day... Fuck... oo! oo! oo! oo! one more thing... Ryan says he'll slap me down next year at model UN's dance... hahahahahahahhaha... wut the fuck is he smoking???? i mean i aint that great, but the POOJO thinks he slap me down! jesus... wut is the world coming to? o well when i chew him up a lil and spit him back out next year and slap him down silly at the model UN dance maybe he'll learn his lesson, and come back yellin, yes daddy yes please spank me yes yes yes daddy spank me spank me... more more daddy don't stop now... yeah that's right bitch! fucking poojo, talking shit... ungrateful bastard after i teach him.... shieeeeet... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibal... past two days just have been fucking great... wut the fuck!!!!!! Mike's Final Note: let byong's entry be a lesson to u all: don't smoke crack. Friday, May 14 FUCK ALL RUSSIANS. seriously, fuck all russians. no kidding. to me, russians are like human squirrels. if u don't kno what i'm talking about, look at my next entry which talks about how fucking much i fucking like cute little fucking squir-fucking-rels. y do i hate russians? one fucking word: GREG. not just any greg, i'm talking about greg silin. for those of u who do kno him, u kno that the russian is one annoying ass little bitch....he's like an energizer bunny except......more annoying, more little, and more of a bitch and he reminds me of a fucking squirrel. this motherfucker asks me for a ride everyday even tho i try to drive away as soon as i see him coming (i pretty much peeled out on him quite a few time already.......oh wait, my car can't peel out, its too shitty), but the damn commie can't take a fucking hint. Even today, while i was driving down Chilpancinco, guess who i saw? are you guessing? are you guessing? if u guess greg, ur right!! if u didn't, YOU SUCK. then the motherfucker starts jaywalking towards me cuz i'm stopped behind three other cars at a stoplight, and i see him. so then guess what i did? i gave him the official panda salute and said, "i'm not giving u a fucking ride, its out of the way." for those of u who don't kno what the panda solute, here's a simple way for u to do it. 1. hold out ur hand in front of u 2. hold ur hand at 90 degree angle with ur arm and so that ur hand is pointing upwards. the back of ur hand should be facing outwards. 3. fully extend all your fingers on the extended hand 4. now, slowly bend ur index finger, ur pinkie, and ur ring finger. by now, u have the basic structure of the official panda salute. 5. Now, do the same thing with ur other hand and hold both hands out in front of u. now wave ur arms back and for and say, "fuck u, suck a fucking dick." ok, now i've fully explained what the panda salute looks like. in other words, flip somebody off and talk hella shit to them. also, if u feel i'm being mean to greg, u cannot possibly be any more wrong. i've tried to avoid him as much as possible so i won't have to talk to him in the first place, and i've increased the force of the way i've tried to get him away from me little by little, but the motherfucker just don't fucking get fucking it! anyways, the damn commie obviously is not being hurt by how shitty i'm treating him, because he keeps coming back for more. what alittle bitch! let's see......what else did i do today? hmm.......oh yea, i took this test thingy to see how "pure" i was. i came out to be in the 67th percentile, which means that 33% of people out there are more "pure" than me. here's the link to the purity test at TheSpark.com. some of the questions are.....uh......strange. for example, one of the questions in secion 3, the "YOU DID WHAT?!?!" section, has a question which asks, "have u ever had ur eyeball licked, or licked another person's eyeball, with the intention of being aroused or arousing the other person?".....uh....................WHY THE FUCK WOULD A FUCKING PERSON LICK A MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALL! THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING! U DUMB SHITS! THAT'S THE STUPIDEST QUESTION I'VE EVER HEARD! anyways, the test is pretty funny, so take it if u have the time. final note: seriously, fuck russia. y the hell don't we just nuke the fucking thing? what the hell do russians do? or.....someone could just shoot greg. Sunday, May 9 sucky sucky!!!!!! fuck squirrels, squirrels are all little fucking bitches. they suck too much dick.....so i RAN THE MOTHERFUCKERS OVER...DIE, BITCH, DIE!!!! i didn't actually kill the squirrel, it was already dead, but i ran it over after somebody else ran it over. now its lying in the middle of the road.....well, at least most of it is in the middle of the road. the tail kinda got..uh....torn off and its off to the side now.....that's FUCKIN YUMMY!!! i like it! and...by the way.....CAL-FUCKING-CU-DICKSUCKING-LUS CAN SUCK A FUCKING DICK!!!!!!! yea, that's all i have to say. and here's what byong has to say on calculus: WUT THE FUCK!!! Y THE FUCK DOES ANYBODY NEED TO KNOW WUT A FUCKING DERIVATIVE OR AN INTEGRAL OF A FUCKING EQUATION IS? HUH? HUH? U FUCKING ISAAC NEWTON WUT THE FUCK WERE THINKIN WHEN U CAME UP WITH THIS SHIT? U THOUGHT U WERE FUCKING SMART AND COOL HUH? FUCKING GEEK... U KNOW WUT FUCK U AND ALL THIS SHIT I'VE BEEN DOIN FOR THE FUCKING PAST YEAR.... LIL BITCH... I HAVE MORE TO SAY BUT I FORGOT ABOUT IT AT THE MOMENT... CALCULUS... JESUS... Ok, this is mike again. and by the way...isaac newton can suck a dick. Friday, May 7 Byong's Daily What the Fuck: I decided to make a guest appearance in the website so wassup mah dawgs and dawgettes... And continuing with the mike su tradition i need to fucking start fucking cussing in this motherfucking page. Cuz we're in fucking chemistry with no fucking thing to do and i told mike we shoulda fucking cut but we didn't.... Fuck.... this is fucking gay... and we aint doing shit... We're watching a fucking movie on fucking computers. The very thing I'm using now... Y the fuck do i need to know about a fucking giant ball licking computer when we have lil ones now... Fuck that shit... i don't wanna know about a fucking big ass computer that would fill a whole fucking house... who the fuck gives a fuck? Fuck do i have enuf fucks? Fucking fucks...(that was mikes addition to my list of fucks) So anyways... School is fucking fuck... It is soooo fuck that maybe i should blow it up? Do i remind u of those crazy fucks at fucking Colo fucking rado? Yeah that's fuciking right bitch! go suck a fucking dick... fucking College fucking Park... and I have a fucking sixth period today... wut the fuck? and mike and tom and mabel and steve goes and watches fucking the Mummy.... Fuck that... I wanted to fucking watch that fucking movie... and then on wednesday they fucking went to watch entrapment... or should i say they went bootie watching... God damn... that fucking girl from Zorro's got some fucking ass some fucking tits and some fucking body... I wanted to see that too, but nooooo the fuckers go by themselves... Do i seem a lil disgruntled? well u know y? Cuz i fucking am... so fuck u and suck a fucking dick... o i stilol have more to fucking say... bitches like andy and and fucking mike owe me money... god damn pay me bacl bitches i'm fucking motherfucking broke.... fuck i need some fucking money... Todayy I'm gonna go watch Matrix for the fucking 4th time... God damn... That movie is fucking tight and I fucking luv techno... techno is the shiet... and I have AP's next week... FUCK FUCK Fuck Fuck FUCK FUCK... I FUCKINGLUV THOSE MOTHERFUCKING AP's... Fucking Fuck School!!! Y do AP"s like to fucking licks hairy nuts so fucking much? God damn... they like it too much... fucking faggots... Stop That SHIT... And fuck we still have a fucking month of school and i have a fucking calclus finals in two fucking weeks and track's turning me into the black man of the year... God fucking Damn... No I AM NOT HAPPY... I'm Fucking embittered... and y am i taking 6 honors classes next year... am i fucking crazy? AND Y THE FUCK IS SCHOOL GETTING SO HARD? AND Y THE FUCK AM I ABOUT TO GET LIKE 2 B'S... AND Y TYHE FUCK DO I HAVE MORE CUTS THIS YEAR THAN THE LAST TWO YRS COMBINED... WUT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? I WILL END THIS EXPLESIVE DAILY WUT THE FUCK WITH YET ANOTHER FUCK... FUCK!!!!!! AND FUCK ALL U BITCHES LUCKING HAIRY NUTS FUCK THAT SHIT... THAT'S FUCKING NASTY... STOP IT!!! WUT THE FUCK!!! Sunday, May 2 as i was looking over my page, i realized that i cussed a lot. A LOT. and i decided that i'd cut down on the swearing and try to not cuss at all on my web page from now on starting today. let's see....today i got Grayson to make me a banner, but then he said that it would cost $5 for him to make it for me. i said, "screw that", and he said, "screw u then, bitch", and then i said "suck a ****" (oooh, no cussing), and then he said, "**** you" and we went back and forth until we agreed that i would buy him a soda at school tomorrow if he makes me a banner. so now i'm gonna get a banner for my page tomorrow. and i have a calculus test tomorrow! yes!!!! i love calculus!! i wish i had cal-FUCK CALCULUS AND FUCK THE NO CUSSING THING!!!! calculus can suck a fucking dick. ok, that's all i have to say about that class. May 1 Ok, i decided to put this section back in here again. but then, most of u probably didn't even kno i changed it in the first place unless u check my web page once every 12 hours, which would mean ur stalking me or some shit, which would be bad. April 30 i'm changing the format on my page a little bit. i've been getting hella lazy lately, and i've decided to just put the daily "what the fuck" thingy i had before in this spot right here. and i decided not to put up the "daily what the fuck" in big bold letters cuz....well, i'm too fucking lazy to write the one line code for it right now. maybe in a week or two. ok, so here's what's happened. in case u haven't noticed, i haven't put up any new shit in.......fucking forever. its been at least 3 weeks, i think. i took some new pictures, but most of them kinda suck and Corey Lee (e mail him if u want to yell at him) kinda took hella pictures (11 of them, actually) without the flash on, so u can't see shit. THANKS A LOT, COREY!............bitch. who's ur daddy? fuck, i owe corey $5. actually, i owe a whole bunch of people money now.....let's see, i owe byong, ryan, and tom. but then eddie owes me, and jason......well, jason doesn't owe me, nevermind.........ok, so just eddie owes me, i think. i'm not sure. i'm flat broke right now. shit, i don't remember the last time i didn't have any money. and just two weeks ago i had a nice $600. oh well. its all you ice cream eating people!!! DAMN U ALL! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! j/k. actually, no, j/k for everybody except hy. die, hy, die! u ice-cream-eating-storm-drinking-sleep-in-my-walk-in-closet-piss-off-my-brother-chip-eating-motherfucker! suck a fucking dick!!!!! dayem.....that felt kinda good. i don't kno y i'm bitter right now. it might be because i spent hella money buy food for people who eat it without even asking me and shit (if ur reading this hy, i'm talking about u, and YES, u did eat a shitload of my fucking food, don't deny it. u almost single-handedly killed $20 worth of groceries that i was hoping to last me for a week in a single day) or because my dad is back. oh yea, one more thing. the waterfront was fucking bomb. even tho six tiny pieces of sashimi-sized salmon cost $10, it was still fucking bomb. oh yea, that place is the shit. Tuesday, April 20 Our school got a bomb threat yesterday, so today our tennis coach was talking about when her school got a bomb threat a few months ago. The guy was a student at the school who made a bomb and wanted to sell it, but didn't have any explosives on it. all he had was a detonator and a timer. anyways, the guy got caught and got expelled, even tho he didn't technically have a real bomb or anything. just a timer. so i guess he got expelled for possession of a clock with intent to kill. what the fuck? Monday, April 19 dayem, i haven't updated this shit in hella long. its been a whole week. and nobody got the fucking contest.....fuck that. yesterday was the last day, and only a whole TWO people entered it. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH U PEOPLE??? you get free money and u don't fucking want. oh well, at least somebody told me how pimp i was. here's one of the entries i got: "Mike do i even have to say y u r da pimpest of all pimps? U should know, but since u'd like to hear the appraisals for the Mr. Mike "Pimp of the year" Panda Su I will go on. First of all U r loved by all the bitches but they jus don't say it cuz you're so god damn pimp that they think u will slap them down silly... They all lick the very ground u step upon. Mike Su has all da bitches in check and they don't dare to fuck wit Mike. And ofcourse we da click jus straight up know Mike's da pimp of all pimps because he's a true pimp and we all jus bow down to him. Everyday I pray that someday I could be pimp like him. But I know I could never be cuz he's the greatest there ever will be." do u like? u like? yea, u like. and both those people thought it was drew barrymore. IT WASN'T DREW BARRYMORE! it was her football player boyfriend, who got gutted on drew barrymores patio. remember? oh well, no money for u people....PUAHAHAHA.