ugh! put your shoes back on....

smelly feet... SMELLY FEET!

sneakers sounds very Halloweenish eh?if your feet stink, do you have a smelly soul?these boots are made for kicking....

what are you eating under there...?

 


under where...?
you are eating underwear...?
toasted toenails taste like taco chips if you drink enough and use LOTS of salsa...
boiling the feet removes most of the smell

If you don't
I don't care
you can smell
my underwear...



This  is probably 
the most universal 
English Halloween 
chant for children
as they get past 
the toddler stage.
It is just slightly 
"wicked" enough
to be appealing to both 
kids and adults alike.





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a foot soldier for Halloween...
skid marks in your underwear... silly ghosts aint really there...do you reverence holy underwear...?
What do YOUR feet smell like...?Have you ever sent an I DON'T CARE PACKAGE...?

Do Austrailians wear down underwear...?


It Is Morally Wrong To Allow Suckers To Keep Their Money.
in a Halloween document, would you format severed headers ans smelly footers...?
 
 

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