When the Tax was introduced by the Conservative Party,
my wife and I wrote a little song
to celebrate it's birth...
Monstros GST
by: Mike & Alta Skellenger
- 1990
Old Frankinstein, he's justa sittin in the kitchen,
GST - his bride's justa bitchin!
Dracula he's a hangin in his coffin
GST sucks blood too often!
Wolfman's a doin the kibble chowline,
GST - to the moon he's a howlin!
So curse like a Pharoah and rub your tummy,
GST - puts a bite on your mummy!
UP MY BROOM! said the coven just a witchin,
GST - leaves people just a twitchin!
Godzilla's a runnin in the next election,
GST - gives him indigestion!
So hunch your back and ring your bells!
GST - CAN GO TO HELL!
As part of their election campaign to unseat the Conservatives...
the Liberals promised to abolish the GST if elected...
The Liberals won the election and the Conservatives
were effectively wiped off from the political landscape.
The Liberals then "reviewed" the financial situation in Canada
and decided that the GST was too good as a cash cow
to abolish... to their credit - they decided NOT to simply call
it
the something else tax (SET)
The Liberals are STILL in power... shame on us...
I reiterate: ALL GOVERNMENT IS LEGITIMIZED PIRACY!
VOTE FOR THE PUMPKIN PARTY!
