YoHo YoHoPIRATES!Pieces of eight - pieces of eight - what in hell is an eight?
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Wicked, wiccan,
little witch -
how I wonder
if you'll twitch...

my head may be made of straw but I still look out for pirates...
15 men on a dead 
man's chest...




Jolly Roger - Skull and Bones - Sends many a sailor to meet Davey Jones

The world's most
honest flag...
HONEST!
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will our pumpkin patch be raided by pirates...
PIRATE 
1. A rover and robber on the high seas. 
2. A vessel engaged in piracy.
3. A person who appropriates
without right the work of another.
rats rats ratsrats?where's the rats?rats are  leaving the sinking ship!when were you going to tell me the ship is sinking?

A Pirate costume is often 
one of the easiest
to make and one that 
has been worn by more children 
and adults than almost any other.
Pirates seem to appeal to us
at a  very basic level. 
Maybe, because so many 
of them used a variation 
of the skull and bones flag... 
The Jolly Roger
hmmm... my mother's
last name was Jolly... 
none of her brothers 
were named Roger though...
RULE OF LAW 
BE DAMNED
ME BUCKOS! 
but... did you know that some "pirates" 
had agreements
with their own governments
to only capture ships of other nations?
Yo! Ho! Ho! 
and a bottle of rum...



 

 Fly the JOLLY ROGER
for Halloween
SKULL and CROSSBONES ...
A representation of the human skull 
over two crossed bones, 
used as a symbol of death,
as a warning label on poison, 
and as a symbol of piracy.
a lot of them are elected
BUCCANEER   A pirate or freebooter,
esp. one who preyed 
along the Spanish coasts of America.
we're looking for a few good men - hmmm - did you know there were women pirates too?

FREEBOOTER 
A pirate or buccaneer.
maybe we should have an international Pirates Day
Prime Minister or Prime Pirate - which is the more honest title?
 
some of Canada's wealthiest families made their fortunes by supplying booze to American gangsters
clipper ships were often legal pirates for the opium tradeno pirates in those wealthy American families eh?


   PIRATES 

Lyrics copyright (c) 1977 by Palm Beach Recordings Ltd.
(EMMERSON LAKE & PALMER)
http://www.dynrec.com/elp/
from the album "WORKS"
Atlanta Recording Company
 

"Who'll make his mark." the captain cried
"To the devil drink a toast.
We'll glut the hold with cups of gold
And we'll feed the sea with ghosts
I see your hunger for a fortune
Could be better served beneath my flag
If you've the stomach for a broadside
Come aboard my pretty boys
I will take you and make you
Everything you've ever dreamed."

"Make fast the guns tonight we sail
When the high tide floods the bay,
Cut free the lines and square the yards
Get the black flag stowed away.
The Turk. The Arab and the Spaniard
Will soon have pennies on their eyes
And any other laden fancy
We will take her by surprise
I will take you and make you
Everything you've ever dreamed."

Six days off the Cuban coast when
a sail ahead they spied
"A galleon of the treasure fleet,"
the mizzen lookout cried
"Closer to the wind my boys,"
the mad-eyed captain roared
"For every man that's alive tonight
will be hauling gold aboard."
"Spare us," the galleon begged 
but mercy's face had fled
Blood ran from the screaming souls
the cutlass harvested
Driven to the quarter deck
the last survivor fell
"She's ours my boys," 
the Captain grinned 
"and no one left to tell."

The Captain rose from a silk divan
With a pistol in his fist
And shot the lock from an iron box
And a blood red ruby kissed
"I give you jewellry of turquoise
A crucifix of solid gold
One hundred thousand silver pieces
It is just as I foretold
You... You see there before you everything
You've ever dreamed."

Anchored in an indigo moonlit bay
Gold-eyed round fires the sea thieves lay
Morning... white shells and a pipe of clay
As the wind filled their footsteps
They were far... far... away.

"Our sails swell full as we brave all seas
On a westward wind to live as we please
With the wicked wild-eyed women 
of Portabello town
Where we've been told
that a purse of gold
Buys any man a crown
They will serve you and clothe you
Exchange your rags 
for the velvet coats of kings."

"Who'll drink a toast with me
I give you liberty
This town is ours... tonight."

"Landlord, wine make it the finest
make it a cup for a seadog's thirst
Two long years of bones and beaches
Fever and leeches did their worst
So fill the night with paradise
Bring me peach and peacock till I burst
But first, I want a soft touch
in the right place
I want to feel like a King tonight
Ten on the black to beat the Frenchman
Back you dogs give em room to turn
Now open wide sweet Heaven's gates
Tonight were gonna see if Heaven burns
I want an angel on a gold chain
And I'll ride her to the stars
It's the last time for a long time
Come the daybreak, we embark..."
On the flood of the morning tide
Once more the ocean cried.

"This company will return one day
Though we feel your tears
it's the price we pay
For there's prizes to be taken 
and glory to be found
Cut free the chains make fast your souls
We are Eldorado bound...
I will take you fo always forever together
Until hell calls our names..."

"Who'll drink a toast with me
To the devil and the deep blue sea
Gold drives a man... to dream!". 
one of my grandsons' favorite toys is a laughing skull with glowing eyes
 ALL POLITICAL PARTIES 
ARE PIRATES!
search the web for the Skull and Bones Society - you might find more info than you really want to know

Piracy - the ultimate sport of the aristocracy - but we don't call it that of course
of course there are no pirates on the internet eh?
wanna be a pirate?get yerself elected...steal someone elses workrape and pillagebe a jerk...
The Golden Rule: 
Whoever Has The Gold Makes The Rules.

walking
the plank
pieces of
eight
cutlasses
eye patches
parrots
galleons
treasure
Davey Jones
flintlocks
avast there
scuttling
cut throats
black spot
X marks
the spot
strike your
colours
black powder
Carribean
sails
Port Royal
Jamaica
peg legs
keel hauling
cannons
gold
doubloons
Spanish Main
Trade winds
bandanas
mustaches
raids
fortunes of war
smuggling
Havana
Sugar cane
Cigars
cabin boys
mutiny
yard arms
hangings
wenching
whoring
ship's articles
back stabbing
treachery
murder
rape
mayhem
grog
corpses
salt water
bribery
salt pork
scurvy
limeys
marines
captains
1st mates
midshipmen
sailors
slaves
run aways
plantations
overseers
cargo
masts anchors
chains
prisoners
fortresses
hostages
ransom
Kings
Queens
broadsides
boarding
grappling hooks
blood
muskets
blunderbusses
power horns
magazines
holds
forecastle
poopdecks
swabs
pirates
buccanneers
fleets
Admirals
decks
sloops
crowsnests
schooners
Haiti
Charlestown
compacts
victims
Viceroys
hurricans
storms squalls
cannibals
marooned
skeletons
money pits
bullion
siver
jewels
pearls
belaying pins
orders
death
charts
navigation
becalmed
stores
thieves
wind
barnicals
coral  reefs
sharks
shoels
islands
mainland
run aground
governors
ship'scarpenters
scavengers
looting
fires
arson
explosions
seven seas
flying fish
port holes
over the side
man overboard
nautical
barracuda
stingray
lanterns
wicks
muzzel loaders
breach loaders
dirks 
knives
hooks
rigging
bows
hulls
Admiralty courts
make your mark
mates
shipmates
plunder
drunks
bleached bones
malaria
fever
tides
captives
amputees
birdshot
lead
sulphur
smoke 
signals
flags
boswain
surf
skiff
longboats
tillars
wheels
capstans
rations
shares
swordplay
challenges
duels
sand
waves
storms
clouds
fog banks
rocks
shoels
currents
albatross
seagulls
turtles
kegs
barrels
manicles
pardons
convictions
natives
creoles
zombies
vodoo
friars
priests
confessions
charges
orders
commissions
stealing
whitecaps
sinkings
captures
prizes
sightings
slaying
telescopes
fiqureheads
dolphins
omens
superstition
faith
feasting
tramps
whores
mongrels
metizos
freedmen
masters
ghosts
drowning
lynching
murder
silks
salty dogs
princes
dowegers
armadas
emeralds
rubies
saphires
diamonds
crucifixes
broaches
crowns
wine
necklaces
rings
bracelets
stickpins
coronets
tierras
bibles
manuscripts
manifests
ships's orders
routes
land ho
fresh water
lust
killing
bloodlust
glory
hellfire
hazing
Santo Domingo
gallows
dungeons
jails
racks
torture
interrogation
spys
betrayal
rewards
bounties
questioning
repression
suppression
stocks
humiliation
inebriation
mugs
tobacco
long pork
starvation
thirst
disention
rebellion
earthquakes
Kingston
Microsoft
China Sea
Malaysia
Bounty
Pitcairn Island
South Pacific
Skulls
treasure maps
chests
dead men
pennants
canvass
nets
homeports
havens
dens of thieves
bars & taverns
squires
surgeons
Bill Gates
leather
harbours
fair weather
and foul
cowards
bandits
robbers
pick pockets
Popes
Cardinals
Bishops
peons
peasants
republicans
indians
democrats
robber barons
industrialists
burial at sea
officers
swabs
attacks
sea battles
forts
fusillades
grenades
bombs
cartridges
masks
ear rings
tri  corner hats
leagues
Sargasso Sea
devils
pacts
warfare
rope
rigging
compass
sextent
sea chest
skeletons
hell
perdition

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are we having fun yet?

 
are we having fun yet?

Todays Pirates tend to sail silicon waters
and work at their computers...
but there are still some pirates
who sail the world's seas...


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 some historical, 
fictional and current PIRATES...
Captain Hook - Blackbeard - 
Captain Blood -
Redbeard the Pirate - 
Captain Morgan - Captain Flint -
Long John Silver - Captain Crook - 
Smee - Mike Fink - IRS - 
Revenue CANADA - 
Cable companies - drug cartels
OPEC - Hell's Angels - Organized Crime 
- Banks - ALL Governments

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