The cat was declared a
dangerous offender
and is now serving a sentence of
indeterminent length
It took awhile to figure out that Diddle
Diddle
was more than just a nickname...
The cow has been apprehended
for entering restricted airspace
and is being held for questioning by NASA
who
would like to know just how
she managed to get enough
thrust to reach escape velocity...
The little dog was impounded for
breaking
several noise by-laws
his owners are trying to raise the funds
to get him out of the pound...
The dish and the spoon are now living
an
alternate lifestyle in an upscale section
of San Francisco where they are active
in the Housewares Pride Movement...
