10. --- You get to dress up in whatever outllanddishish costume 
you can manage to put together ...
(you could even go in drag and people will just think you are having fun...
THE Pope gets to dress up EVERY day)

 9. ---- CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! (Gotta support the sugar cartel)

 8. ---- ANY reason is a good reason to havee a PARTY!

 7. ---- You get to annoy neighbors by havinng yyour children appear on
their doorsteps and demand loot... TRICK - OR - TREAT!

 6. ---- The Dark Gods will be appeased thatt yoou have remembered 
to shiver in awe of their magnificence... (Sucking Up as a winning strategy)

 5. ---- Pumpkins look their best when grinnningg... cut em up!

 4. ---- You get to see who your friends andd neeighbors REALLY think they are...

 3. ---- It's FUN! It's FANTASTIC! It's Fabuulouus Darling!

 2. ---- Bet you have a few good reasons of youur own... (Ever tip over
an outhouse with an old fart in it?)

 1. ---- Lots of self rightous people think thaat you shouldn't celebrate it 
and would like to ban it all together... FREEDOM to BE DIFFERENT!
 
 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

 
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