from when I was a janitor. Once I week I hauled out a dozen or so recycling bins. Every so often I go on a
|
really love and wear it every winter. Its a long thick black coat, the kind that cowboys wear in movies, or sailors; but I like mine |
long ago on a special night & wore it till it fell apart. This one is its replica and represents how lucky I am. |
|
So one day I'm taking out the recycling bins when some
kid who lives in the building says something I can't understand. "Whu?"
I say. Then he takes out his retainer & says:
|
I was very diligent. |
I didn't want anything to go wrong while I was on the
job.
|
|
|
|
I was the suspicious looking character. |
|
...me.
I had just spent up to an hour and a half looking for myself, with pay. |
|
They were really serious and scared. When I told them about my criminal record (another story) they laughed very hard & then let me go. |
These are some other storiesabout me and coats. |
MickeytheSwan "Picks Bottles & Acts Rich"MickeytheSwan "Rides a Bike"MickeytheSwan "talks to Robert"MickeytheSwan "Gets a Cheque"MickeytheSwan "Wears a Coat"MickeytheSwan "Visits with his In-Laws"MickeytheSwan "Burns his 4skin"