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Surgeon General Warning: Do not come to this website thinking that, "Oh hey wow this site might have good information about stuff!" WHY? Because everything is crazy wacky and total ranting by a guy in CA,USA.(CA is not CANADA) This site may cause dizziness, dry mouth, stomich aches and dirrea. If you are taking any medication or are epolepetic(??), known to have seisures, allergic to nuts :-(, ummm and anything else that I may have come up with.
   THIS SITE IS STILL BEING IN THE STAGES OF DEVELOPEMENT.
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