Christmas Celebration Lyrics
Christmas celebration,
And all around the nation,
Won't you stay with me tonight,
Cuz I'm running out of fight,
And the pagentry is such a bore.
Carolers are singing,
Registers Ka-chinging,
And the presents are in place,
But I'd rather eat some mace,
Cuz the eggnog always makes me sick.
You know how the story goes,
You've seen it all before,
That man is so obese,
That he can't get out the door.
Christmas to perfection,
I'm begging for some action,
And the ringing in my ears,
Is the sound of Christmas cheer,
And they've knocked me screaming overboard.
You know how the story goes,
You've seen it all before,
That man is so obese,
That he can't get out the door.
You know how the story goes,
You've seen it all before,
That man is so obese,
That he can't get out the door.
Christmas celebration,
And all around the nation,
Won't you stay with me tonight,
Cuz I'm running out of fight,
And the pagentry is such a bore,
And the pagentry is such a bore,
And the pagentry is such a bore,
And the pagentry is such a bore,
Yeah, the pagentry is such a bore,
Yeah.
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These lyrics came to me when I was singing along. ... ... Did you ever notice Santa has a gin blossom??