Tazz is experiencing heartburn, while Mikey either broke his wrist or just got kicked in a tender location.

Tazz gives us the fake grin, Mikey is not even pretending to be happy that he's dressed up.
 
 

Tazz is so taken by his new clothes he feels the need to sing opera.
 

Now I see why some people see them as having an abusive relationship.  Mikey looks like he's about to punch Tazz....
 

Mikey tries to reach out and touch someone...or someTHING......
 
 

Tazz: Coleslaw, they won't stop calling me a teddy-bear!
Mikey: Ah-HA!  I knew I wasn't the only one who thought so!
 
 


 

Eye contact!!!!

Let's all swoon together, shall we?  :)
 

Reason number 32320930293 why we love Mikey- His adorable facial expressions.  This one here says "Eep!  Tazz just pinched my ass!"  Tazz looks pretty pleased with himself too.
 

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