United States of America- Studies have found a new virus circulating in the U.S. It is currently being known as SAES, or Severe Acute Eminem Syndrome. A recent outbreak infected millions of white Americans Strangely enough, other races seem to be mostly immune to its adverse effects.However, the virus, believed to have originated from "the ghetto", has affected certain non-whites such as Michael Jackson. Scientists are now looking for a cure.
Full list of symptoms
Excessive use of the words
"WHADDUP DOG"
"Yo"
"Mofo"
"Homey"
"Give some shouts out to mah peeps"
"Yo homey lemme hold some ends and I'll hit you back up on the first mah brotha"
"Mah brotha"
"Dis is whack"
"Balla"
"Bling-bling"
Excessive wearing of the do-rag and chain
Deaths have been rare but the most common cause is when the afflicted confront members of the Black Panthers or some other such militant African-American group and greeting them with "WHADDUP MY HOMEY G DOG!" If you find out that you have the disease, remember: do not approach Black Panthers!
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| Bling-bling, money in da thing |
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