Guan Yu, War God, vs Ares, Greek God of War
	"I am Ares, god of war, who will fight meeeeeee!!!!!" Ares screamed. "My god, this guy's breath smells worse than Zhang Fei's..." was Guan Yu's first thought when he heard the war cry. Mounting Red Hare he charges towards Ares, who draws his spear and hitched his chariot to meet the Shu general.      Ares hurls his spear at Guan Yu, but Guan Yu raises his blade and blocks it. The general then turns Red Hare and springs his Green Dragon Glaive from his hand, suddenly increasing its reach. Gripping the end of the weapon he lets loose a mighty yell and swings with all his might at Ares, neatly clipping off a few hairs. Ares shouts a command to his charioteer, who turns the chariot to ram Guan Yu's horse. The plan fails, as Red Hare simply jumps over it.
Guan Yu takes the force from the jump and cuts down at Ares, who blocks it with his sword and slashes back at Guan. The Chinese War God drops his glaive to block it, then jumps forwards and kicks Ares in the face, knocking him out of his chariot. It now becomes a land battle.      Ares holds up his hands for a time-out. He walks over to his chariot, picks up a pair of brass knuckles, puts then on, picks up the sword in one hand and takes a shield in the other. Then he walks back. "Come on let's go right now." Guan Yu replies by cutting downwards. Ares blocks with his shield and slashes at Guan Yu, who sets aside the blow and jabs at Ares. Ares blocks with his shield, but Guan does a sweep kick and knocks him to the ground. Ares lands on his back and blocks Guan's downward slash, then trips him with his shield.      Ares jumps back up and stabs at Guan Yu, who rolls away into a kneeling position. His sword is stuck on the ground, and as Ares is pulling it back Guan Yu, having a longer weapon, swings his glaive. It connects, cutting Ares's forearm. Screaming in pain, Ares runs back to Olympus. Guan Yu is the victor.
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