Eidy, Eidy, Eidy, Eidy,
Eidy, Eidy, Eidy, Eidy,
Eidy, Eidy, Eidy, Aye
Oh I married a woman.
An' now she's me wife.
Eidy, Eidy, Eidy, Eidy,
The Charm of me life.
Then I caught her
Sucking off some guy.
Eidy, Eidy, Eidy, Eidy,
And I ran for me knife
Eidy, Eidy, Eidy, Eidy,
Eidy, Eidy, Eidy, Eidy,
Eidy, Eidy, Eidy, Eidy,
Eidy, Eidy, Eidy, Aye
And I grabbed me stabber.
And roared like a madman,
Eidy, Eidy, Eidy, Eidy,
He dropped his pants and ran.
Eidy, Eidy, Eidy, Eidy,
Eidy, Eidy, Eidy, Eidy,
Eidy, Eidy, Eidy, Eidy,
Eidy, Eidy, Eidy, Aye
But I hunted him down.
An' he shot me back some sass,
Eidy, Eidy, Eidy, Eidy,
So I kicked his ass, HEY!