We all know Dongfang Bubai: the bad guy and leader of the Demon Clan from Xiao Ao Jiang Hu/State of Divinity. Here is the true story of his rise to power.
One fine day our buddy Dongfang Bubai was practicing the kungfu in the Crysanthymum Kungfu Manual (Quei Hua Bao Dian). He opens the page and sees the words "Before practicing this martial art, one must castrate oneself." So he does and stays in bed for a week. Once he feels better about it he flips to the next page. It says, "Even if one does not castrate oneself, one can still practice this martial art." Dongfang gets really mad and faints. After he woke up he flips to the next page. "Even if one does castrate oneself, he who does so may not succeed in practicing this martial art." |