"All warfare is based on deception."~Sun-Tzu
"Power comes from the end of a gun."~Mao Zedong
"Frappez vite et frappez fort.(Hit fast and hit hard)"~Napoleon Bonaparte
"YEAH BABY YEAH!"~Austin Powers
"Taste my steel!" Warcraft 3 Raider
"MUST...CRUSH...CAPITALISM..."~Vladmir Lenin from the Simpsons
"The people carry the seed of their own revoluion"~Karl Marx
"We now stand upon the brink of destruction...for the Reign of Chaos has come at last." Warcraft 3 intro
"It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." Robert E. Lee
"You can blame everything on Canadia..." Me
"That Grant is a butcher...for every one man the enemy loses he loses two of his own." Mary Todd Lincoln
"I wanna real wool." Sheepo
"Heil Hitler!!" Waffen SS
"God is dead." Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead." God
"War is Hell." Soldier from Vietnam
"Let a man sit by an attractive woman for an hour and it will feel like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it will feel like an hour. That's relativity." Albert Einstein
"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care." Anon.
"TV...is there anything you can't do?" Homer Simpson
"My command needs pay, weapons, and women, but not in that order." Anon.
"With engines a-howling
Fast as the wind
We drive towards the foe
Safe in armor skin
Our comrades roam behind us
We fight the foe alone
Yes fight alone
We stab deep in the enemy line
To break the foe's backbone" Panzerlied
"Soyuz nerushimiy respublik svabodnyh
Spotila naveki velikaya Rus!" First two lines of the National Hymn of the Soviet Union
"He no able to punch you...he sad." some Muay Thai instructor
"If I were your wife, Mr. Churchill, I would poison your tea." Lady Astor
"And if I were your husband, Lady Astor, I would drink it." Winston Churchill
"You, sir, are drunk!" Mdm. Someone
"And you, Madam, are ugly. The difference is, I will be sober when I wake up in the morning." Winston Churchill
"Holy shit. Churchill is badass." Me
"Pirates rule. I'm just trying to perpetuate the ass-kickery." Maddox
"1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight all the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people
And that's what I call REAL ULTIMATE POWER!" Some dumbass