The great people who have gone to great lengths to achieve the
          PAPER-PLATE AWARD
The Paper-Plate Awards, firstly, what are they?  Well, they can only be awarded to those that Flynn thinks have achieved great things, or done things that have prooved to be entaining or pretty damn stupid.
Ladies and gentlemen, chaps and chapess', boys and girls, boys that have had a sex change and any other type of person you are, I present you, and all who may be watching the first set of PAPER PLATE AWARDS, just as soon as i figure out who gets them and I also need a picture of them receiving the award, so for now, I will just give you a taste of what you can go for...
The Joke Award
The Hair Award
The Bigadie-Bigadie Bong Award
I dont know if it can be classed (pronounced the Northern way) as a joke, but I still found it hell funny. This Award goes to Robert Cabble, for getting me the best and funniest birthday card I have ever seen in my entire life! Well, this is really a "Lack of Hair Award" after he got totally wasted, we all decided that his curly locks had to go, he asked for a number 4, the clippers we used only could do one cut......and that was a 0.5!!
We all know you really like your hair Hylton, especially after my brother styled it for you!!!
The Irony Award
The Stupidity Award
The Picture Award
The Genius Award
Dictator Award
The Smartness Award
The Utter Git Award
Crazy Old Woman Award
Suprise, Suprise.  Our good friend Julian managed to get this award, for him I guess it is a natural talent, annoying people, but he was just so good at it, I had to give him this award!  The best bit about him was on the climbing wall, where he said he knew everthing, but got scared when he was 5 inches off the ground! Very funny Julian, you made the whole residential worth while!!
OK, well this one goes to Ben Dove, he may not actually be a woman, but he fooled me! So we've just gotta give it to this lovely little lass, well done Ben, and thanks for Alex Sharp for giving me the idea of giving it to him!
Band Of 2002-2003
Well One Word Bands Are In and This Year Its CHOWDA.
they have some of my good friends on bord the proect and i think they deserve this prize. what a bunch of assholes
www.chowda.cjb.net
If you think you know somebody that should recieve a Paper-Plate Award, give us a bell, yell or whatever and tell me who they are and why YOU think they should recieve one...