| The Secret Order of Flynnism |
| The Bourbon Liberation Army. Aim: To liberate the Holy Bourbon Biscuits Motto: If its a biscuit, made of chocolate and bears the holy name, eat it. The BLA, was created in the year of our Flynn, 2002, when and fellow Flynnist and Flynn discovered that the Bourbons were being treated unfairly, allowed to go soggy, dipped in tea and lost at the bottom of the cup in a horrible slush, and being left on the plate...Together we, the Flynnists of today, can make the Bourbons happier, give them a new start. I have a dream, that one day, all Bourbons on the plate will be eaten... |
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| Flynnism: The Secret Order, believed to me related to the Knight Templars, The Masons and the Mafia. It is believed that there are roughly 10,000 signed up members of the Secret Order of Flynnism, and over 5000 members who are not signed up, the aim is to bring light into the World with crazy ideas that actually might work, from the Great Split in 2002 (when the religion broke up) many splinter groups and fractions were formed. Thus creating the SOF. In order to join a splinter group, you must be within the SOF, the governing body of them all. |
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| Splinter Groups of Flynnism |
| BLA The Bourbon Liberation Army |
| NGS ~ Nice Guy ~ Socitey |
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| The ~Nice Guy~ Socitey Aim: To unite all the ~Nice Guys~ Motto: The ~Nice Guy~ never gets the girl The NGS was formed to reason with the World, why the ~Nice Guy~ never gets the girl, the one person that is ALWAYS there, never gets the girl. Phrases like, "You're like a brother to me" and "I prefer you as a friend" always seem to happen. This is because we are considered ~Nice Guys~ who have an open mind, are content with most things and are always understanding. But we question, why dont we ever get the girl? |
| SLA The Sign Liberation Army. |
| The Sign Liberation Army Aim: To liberate the Signs which are constantly being discriminated against Motto: Why blame the sign when you can blame the map The SLA was created coming back from the HCYC residential, where a group of us discovered that signs were being sign-napped, abused and treated unfairly in socitey. We wish to pretect the signs in this world, help them succeed in life to achieve great things. Why can't humans and signs just all get along together? |
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| BIS Bench It Socitey |
| The BENCH is a holy relic to all Flynnists, a mecca to their religion... No real reason for it, 'sept it's where we always used to get together...I think we managed to get a total of 10 people on it once...but it looked like it would break..so we stopped! But 'to bench it' is a common statement, often referring to the nearest bench... A new common phrase, now, is to 'tramp it', which means sitting on a bench, and looking like tramps, 'benching it' is a more upper class way of 'tramping it' |
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| ABUSING SIGNS IS AN OFFENCE |
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