| The Hate & Like List |
| Right, here's the stuff that really makes me tick, and makes me smile! Don't take offence to it, all you may find yourself on the hatelist! |
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| THE HATE LIST. Polish people French people Small people People with attitude People who you just gotta hate Body-building women Morris dancers The Birdy-song Aga-do That old band-The Cartoonies People that just always seem happy Anything that flies and can sting The smell that old people give off The way that Americans always change how words are spoken Bin Laden Germans People from countris you never even heared of People that think they are better than you People that are better than you People that nick my jokes and tell me them a week later The Goatman Those really wiered looking dogs that look like their faces have been smashed in Army Cadets Sea Cadets Combined Cadet Forces The way the middle sections of papers are always houses and always really boring The way papers can only be read once, because the tend to fall to bits. Little plastic bags, that are so hard to open Anything that can fly and sting The way each time you want to wear something, its always in the wash The way you know people know an answer that you want, but just wont tell it. That lad from the Youth residential, did he ever stop whining? Tramps Expensive beer Warm beer Ex's that go out with your best mate Best mates that go out with your ex's |
| Small print...well, it's as small as I could get it... Can I just say, before you get onto your lawyers to sue me for liable, I dont actually "hate" these things, but if you ask me on a good day, I may tell you the reason that they are on the list, for example, the Polish bit, its only because I has an exchange student from there who could only say 'no'. |
| THE LIKE LIST. People who like me People who can take the mick out of themselves Chocolate The way things always turn out for the better The internet Sunshine Rain Complete wilderness Mornings Frosty Winter mornings Warm evenings Fishing Swimming Archery Life "Singular" people The Queen The Royal Family Walking Camping People with crazy little sayings Mirrors Fairground rides, especially the ones that make you sign a death warrent... That cool year 7 I got talking to for no appearent reason Some foreign people Smart people The way I can tell when people are being false My brother My dog Those funny Russian dancers Those funny Russian women that can bend themselves into funny positions Swimming Money The way people respect me for just being me Cadets that can either march very well or get really shiny shoes Chips JAM The Welsh My firends! Pay rises Tom Peels' music! hahaha! Ur funny dude! Philisophy! Cosmic Flying Saucers Filled with Sherbet moon powder! Moo Moo Milkshakes! |
| And remember, Jesus is your buddy! |
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