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Our aim:

To take an active part in the war on terrorism and to defend the weak, oppressed, and downright incompetent.

Led by our mighty leader, the Prime Minister, The Ministry plans to equip all members for long-term political survival, and the ruthless elimination of all who oppose our manifesto. We are prepared to consider coalitions, please contact our office by email if you have any similar political interests to us.


Disclaimer: This site is a pretend mafia website run for the purposes of Cambridge University Assassins' Guild, although the views expressed within it do not necessarily correspond with those of the Guild itself. Any inquiries about this site or The Ministry may be sent to here. Any inquiries about the Assassins' Guild may be sent to this term's umpire, Rosemary Warner.

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Site last updated: 16/10/02.