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1:10 PM 03/01/2003 -Sonic Adventure Bloopers Reel-

-Scene- City Escape - Take 1

Sonic: *standing at the edge of the helicopter door* how am I supposed to snowboard down a road on an airplane wing?!?

Director: Just do it, okay?

Shadow: *pushes Sonic out of the helicopter*

Sonic: AIIIEEE!!! *rolls down the street*

Director: CUT!

-Scene- City Escape - Take 2

Sonic: *snowboarding down the street* WHEE!! *hits a car and it flattens him instead of flying down the street*

Director: CUT! Tails!

Tails: Sorry, we have a low budjet this week and had to use cars from the junkyard instead of inflatable ones.

-Scene- City Escape- Take 293

Sonic: *at the place where the shrine is* This place looks familiar.

Sonic: ....*looks around and shrugs*

Director: CUT! where's the spring?

Tails: don't look at me, It's Sonic who needs the mystic whatchamacallit

Director: Sonic, get the Mystic Melody and...ACTION

-Scene- City Escape- Take 294

Sonic: This place looks familiar.

*spring appears*

Sonic: *jumps on it, it breaks, crashes through the set* @_@

Director: *tired* cut! Tails!

Tails: I had to make it out of cardboard, we were all out of rubber.

-Scene- Aquatic Mine - Take 1

Omochao: Different areas are accessable depending on the water levels.

Knuckles: *hits the switch*

*nothing happens*

Director: CUT! why isn't the water draining?

Tails: you know how hard it is to get that much water to empty that fast?

-Scene- Route 101- Take 1

Sonic: Tails, did you get the President?

Tails: Shut up Sonic.

Director: CUT! Tails, say your line right.

-Scene- Route 101- Take 2

Tails: *waiting for Sonic to call*

*nothing*

Director: CUT! CUT! where's Sonic?

Sonic: *comes running out of the dressing room* I got disconnected!

Tails: Oops, I forgot to pay the cell phone bill...

Director: Tails, get back into the Tornado, Sonic, pay that phone bill!

-Scene- Pumpkin Hill - Take 1

Knuckles: Ohh!!! Pumpkins!! *takes a big bite*

Director: CUT! Knuckles! don't eat the set!

-Scene- Pumpkin Hill - Take 2

Knuckles: *gliding through the level listening to the music*

Knuckles: wha? did I just call myself a fighting freak?

Sonic: HA-HA the music for my levels is better!

Knuckles: Yeah, why don't you shut up and follow your rainbow ¬_¬

Sonic: ;_;

Director: *hand on his forhead* CUT!

-Scene- Shadow's final scene- Take 1

Sonic: It's your turn to attack him, Shadow! *no answer* Shadow? *still no answer*

Director: CUT! where's Shadow?

Shadow: *in a corner of his dressing room* I won't die I won't die I won't die...

-Scene- Sonic first meets Shadow- Take 1

Sonic: The military must've mistaken me for the likes of you!

Shadow: It's not my fault the military are a bunch of morons, I'm only black and I have a deep voice, while you're blue and you have a high voice!

Director: CUT! Shadow! no improv!

Sonic: *snickers*

-Scene- 2P Race- Take 1

Sonic: *passes Shadow's kart* Ha-ha!

*green shell hits Sonic from behind sending him spinning out of control*

Mario: WAHOO! *passes Sonic*

Director: CUT! Mario, you're in the wrong game! Mario Kart is in room 5A this is room A5...why can't people get that right?

Chalulu: and that's the end of the Sonic Adventure 2 Battle Bloopers.