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3:49 PM 09/01/2003
-Turn off the Lights-


-Sonic's house-

Sonic: *in his bed* Wow..it's such a beautiful day =)

*Sonic proceeds to the bathroom*

Katix: Hey Sonic ^.^

Sonic: O.o;; what're you doing here?

Shadow: I invited her...got a problem with that?

Sonic: nope ^_^;;

*Tails, who is sitting on the sofa, turns around*

Tails: I invited Eggman over to swap tech info.

Sonic: *opens the door to the bathroom* Aww..gee..you had to invite him didn't y-

*Eggman is in the shower, but there is no shower curtain*

Sonic: O_O;;

Eggman: EEEKKK!!! close the door!!

Sonic: *slams the door shut* MY EYES!!!

Katix: Here! *tosses Sonic a bottle of her Pepper Spray*

Sonic: *Sprays it in his eyes* AAaaahhhh...burining relief.

Tails: Yeah, I meant to replace that shower curtain...

*Eggman walks out of the bathroom, fully clothed...thank you*

Eggman: What was THAT about? *glares at Sonic*

Sonic: I have disturbing images in my mind ;_;

Eggman: *turns to Tails* Okay, all you need to do is sign this *holds out a form*

Tails: Sure! *signs* *sigh* fangirls...

Eggman: O.o;; I'm not a girl.

Tails: ...Now you know how I feel ;_;

-in the living room-

*Katix, Shadow and Knuckles are playing Sonic Adventure 2 Battle*

Shadow: Alright, time to lose Knuckles! *choses Tails's race kart*

Knuckles: You're on!! *choses himself*

Katix: GO KNUCKLES!!

Shadow: hmf..

Katix: GO SHADOW!!

Knuckles: fickle -_-;;

*the race starts...and it ends, Shadow wins*

Knuckles: You...cheated.

Shadow: You're just a sore loser!

Knuckles: *pouts and mumbles something about a Turbo controller*

Katix: Hey Shadow, mind if I play the 1 player? I'm almost at the end...again

Shadow: Knock yourself out... *hands his controller to her*

*Katix plays through a bunch of levels...then the story is at the part where Shadow dies*

Katix: *crying* I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S DEAD ;_;

Shadow: ...I'm right here.

Katix: SHADOW!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!! It's a miracle!! *hug*

Shadow: ¬_¬ stop that!! >.<;;

Knuckles: ALRIGHT! you won fair and square..I admit it ;_;

Shadow: o.o;; that was over 10 minutes ago.

Sonic: Hey guys...

Katix: ;_; I'm not a guy.

Sonic: Hey...you...uhhh...>.<;;

Knuckles: Careful Sonic, don't strain your brain to think.

Sonic: My eyes hurt ;_;

Katix: let's get some fresh air! Chalulu said he was planting some flowers outside your house Sonic...let's join him!

Shadow: digging in dirt? no thanks.

Knuckles: I'm good at digging! ^_^

Sonic: YEAH! let's go!

-scene change to upstairs in Tail's room-

Tails: and here's what I've been working on...

*lifts up a white sheet and reveals a weird looking calculator thing*

Eggman: *gasp* it's amazing!!

Tails: Is it what you're looking for?

Eggman: yes!! it's beautiful! how much?

Tails: well...I'll only let it go for 20 rings

Eggman: SOLD! *hands over the rings*

Tails: Now you have to be careful about the rumble feature It-

*Calculator slips out of his hands*

Tails: o.o;; it has a tendancy to rumble it's way out of your hands.

*Tails and Eggman run around the room, trying to catch it*

-outside in Sonic's backyard-

Katix: See Shadow, this isn't so bad ^.^;;

Shadow: *grumble grumble*

Sonic: *singing* I've been digging in the garden alll the live long day!!

Shadow: >.<;; shut up!

Sonic: *singing* I've been working in the sunshine just to pass the time away!!

Shadow: QUIET! WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR YOUR....Sonic??

*Sonic is lying on the ground*

Sonic: @_@

Knuckles: Sonic are you okay?

Sonic: >.< Mom..it's Saturday...

Knuckles: o.O;;

Katix: what's this? *picks the a metal object lying beside Sonic*

Tails: *from out a window* THAT'S MINE, CAN YOU TOSS IT UP HERE PLEASE?

Katix: *Tosses it at Tails, who catches it*

Chalulu: I wonder if he'll be okay?

*Omochao flies by*

Omochao: Looks like he has serious brain damage! better operate!

Knuckles: Operate? O.o;;

Omochao: To get Sonic to the hospital, Jump up and down on a trampoline!

Shadow: *throws his shovel at Omochao and it explodes*

Katix: *picks up Sonic* Well...he should be okay but let's get him inside.

-Sonic's living room-

Sonic: *lying on the sofa* ooohhh...-_-

Tails: Are you okay?

Sonic: *blink* wha? where am I?

Shadow: you're in your house, doofus.

Sonic: ...who are you? o.o;;

Shadow: >.<;;

Katix: I think...I think he's lost his memory ;_;

Tails: Well...It will only be temporary.

Chalulu: Hey...you're out of bread...*opens a cupboard* and canned food...*opens the fridge* and....everything -_-;;

Shadow: It's Sonic's turn to do the shopping *crosses arms*

Tails: you'd better go with him to the "El Supremo Mart"

Shadow: But!

Tails: He has a...well...you know...*points finger at his head and starting making a circle motion*

Sonic: Don't worry Mr. guy, I'll help you out.

-scene change to the El Supremo Mart-

Shadow: *looking at the list* Alright...bread...two bags.

Sonic: *nod nod* *runs off*

*1 minute later*

Sonic: *has two huge shipping bags full of bread* Here! ^.^

Shadow: O.o;; augh! I didn't mean...ohh..*looks at list again* get me a 2 ml carton of Milk.

*Sonic comes back 2 minutes later*

Sonic: Got it! *has a 2 litre crate of cartons of Milk*

Shadow: AARRGHH!! >.<;; No I wanted only one catron of Milk!

Sonic: I was helping ;_;

Shadow: *sigh* well..*looking at list again* I need 20 inches of sausage...got it?

Sonic: *nod nod* *runs off*

*1 minute later*

Sonic: *has a pile of sausage that he can barely carry*

Shadow: O_O;; how much did you get??

Sonic: 20 metres

Shadow: X_x Stay right here...*goes and gets the rest of the stuff on the list*

-at the checkout-

Cashier: awww...Want a lollypop young lad?

Sonic: *nod nod*

Shadow: Uhg...this is embarrassing...

Cashier: *hands Sonic a lollypop* That comes to 1000 rings please.

Shadow: ;_; Stupid Sonic and his stupid sausage *pays*

-Outside the El Supreme Mart-

Shadow: Okay Sonic stay with me and don't....Sonic? *looks around and sees Sonic at a Hot-Dog stand*

Sonic: I want eleventeen Chili-Dogs please.

Vendor: Uhhh..would you like fries with that?

Sonic: *nod nod* one fry please.

Vendor: Uhh..would you like our SuperValue Special? Buy 10 hot-dogs get one free for only 20 rings.

Sonic: *nod nod*

Vendor: that comes to 120 rings please.

Sonic: *pays*

Shadow: SONIC what're you doing?!?

Sonic: shopping at the El Mart-o...something o.o;;

Shadow: >.<;; we're not in the El Supremo Mart!! come on..let's go home.

Sonic: Hey, what's white and red and black all over?

Shadow: I don't know...what?

Sonic: ...You! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Shadow: >.<;; LET'S GO!!

-at Sonic's house-

Knuckles: Ugh...best 7 out of 10?

Katix: listen, I've beaten you over 10 times today..my hands hurt from holding the contoller...my fingers hurt from pressing the buttons -_-

Knuckles: ;_; I want to win at least once.

Katix: Awww *hugs*

Knuckles: O.o;;

Tails: Shadow and Sonic aren't back yet...I'm getting worried..

*Shadow bursts through the door with Sonic and some bags in his arms*

Knuckles: Hey, how'd shopping go?

Shadow: We've got to get him back to normal!! he's getting stupider as I speak!!

Sonic: WOW!! I live in a house!?!

Knuckes: I...see...

*Omochao flies through a window*

Omochao: try inflicting another blow to Sonic's skull.

Shadow: Shut up!

Chalulu: Hey, why not hit him with something, it might reverse the damage?

everyone *adlib*: Yeah!, That's a great idea, Way to think Chalulu!

Omochao: But I just said that ;_;

Tails: Quiet, you!

Knuckles: how are we gonna reproduce a similar impact?

*everyone turns to Sonic who is buisy with his Rubix Cube*

Shadow: *swipes the Cube*

Sonic: Hey!

Shadow: *chucks it at Sonic, and it hits him in the head*

Sonic: @_@

Katix: SHADOW!

Sonic: *sits up* Ow...uhh..what am I doing in here? we've got plants to...err..plant!

Katix: *gasp* It worked! ^.^

Sonic: Hey...it's dark out...uhhh..;_; my head hurts.

Omochao: To travel back in time, hit yourself with a frying pan.

Sonic: Okay!

Tails: NO! *grabs Sonic by the arm*

Knuckles: He'll never learn...

Chalulu: And so, Sonic gets his memory and...most of his intelligence back. I guess that Rbuix Cube was useful afterall! This concludes our story..yep...it's over...mmhmm...it's over...no more...

Shadow: SHUT UP!

Chalulu: ;_;